cheesy pick up lines

I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I will make your bed rock.

Would you like to cream my pie? ^^' :lol:

Why yes, yes I would.

Also this is on I've been pondering for a while.

I'm standing here before you, ensnared by your beauty, and I'm pouring my soul out hoping maybe you and I could get to know each other. I'll tart, I'm I've got a 12 inch penis.