cheesy pick up lines
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rbz123 wrote...
My cock has a booboo. Would you kiss it and make it feel better.
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Captain_Falcon wrote...
rbz123 wrote...
My cock has a booboo. Would you kiss it and make it feel better.
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lol your lucky iv decided to go ugly early?
or grab your jacket you've pulled
angels have landed i see feathers
and thats all i got for now lol to be continued?
or grab your jacket you've pulled
angels have landed i see feathers
and thats all i got for now lol to be continued?
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"Baby you must of fallen from heaven? Because that would explain how you messed up your face."
Weird Al
Weird Al
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If you were a inductor and I a capacitor, we would resonate in perfect harmony.
60% of the time, it works every time.
60% of the time, it works every time.
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"Your tag is showing, it says, Uh.. made in heaven"
"Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running from my mind."
+rep to the first who knows where this is currently heard
"Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running from my mind."
+rep to the first who knows where this is currently heard
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Heneedy wrote...
If you were a inductor and I a capacitor, we would resonate in perfect harmony.60% of the time, it works every time.
Redundancy check for redundancy. :lol:
lemiel wrote...
hey, have I seen you in Fakku before?If that happened, I would be amazed. Honestly. O_o
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake.
In Venezuela, only REAL men have big mustaches.
Also, this:
http://www.pickuplinegen.com/
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"That shirt you have on is very becoming.
Of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too."
"Have you ever worked at subway? Because you know how to make my foot long."
Of course, if I was on you, I'd be cumming too."
"Have you ever worked at subway? Because you know how to make my foot long."
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"Did you just fart? Because you just blew me away."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only 10 I see."
"Are you from Tennessee? Because your the only 10 I see."
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Wanna expand my polynomial?
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
I love the math ones.
Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
I love the math ones.
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delistyle wrote...
Wanna expand my polynomial?Your beauty cannot be spanned by a finite basis of vectors.
I love the math ones.
lol only smart asses get those luckily im one of those lol
ok i've bought you about five pints now will you come home with me or is the rohipnol not working yet?
