cheesy pick up lines

(same one I used on another thread...)

-Did it hurt?....
When you fell from heaven because youre an angel...

*drops packet of sugar next to girl*

Did you lose your name tag?

A math problem for you

Add me, add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the lights, and we'll multiply.

Oh! I'm from Tennessee!

lol good one :D
erm stars twinkle in the sky and flow in the sea in your eyes i see room for only you and me

Hi, is your name Loreal? Coz, damn baby... if you're Loreal- You're Worth It!!! (a line a guy used on me awhile back ago)

"Im like a rubix cube, the longer you play with me, the harder i get."

xD

Oh god, that's good! *lol*

lol i feel sorry for you there cream.
this world is full of pain and pilladging to lets get away all i need is you.
ok im running low on these now i need funny time to get some insperation :(

aww, pwoor crimson ^^

Do you like M&Ms? Coz, I want you to melt in my mouth and not in my hands.

lol

you must be 100% chcolate baby because you taste so good

im gonna have no problem talking to girls with some of thesse line

Your eyes ensnared me, mind if I look at them longer?
:3 ah well

Good luck, then rengo. Bwhahaha, you'll need them ^^

if i could rearrange the alphabet would put u and i together

"OK, it's not very big and I'm not very good, but I've got the cutest little way of getting on and off."

"Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's?"

"I was going to tell you a joke that'll make your tits fall off. But it looks like somebody beat me to it."

"You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case."

Exactly! :lol:
"I can tell by the way you're ignoring me that you want me..."
"Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche."
"How much do you cost? I've got a dollar, how much change would I get back?"

Haha, there are some good ones here

Heh, here's one I made a long time ago.
Pull up next to them in a car...
"Hey, do you know how to get to my place? Well then hop in and I'll show ya!"

My magical watch says you don't have panties on. Oh, you do? Must be an hour fast.

Your eyes are like limpid pools of primordial ooze, and I am the protozoa that wish to swim in their depths.

Hi. You're looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink.

I know a guy who used this one, he got slapped in the face and then he used it again on another chick naught 15 minutes later they ended up leaving and this guy was my neighbor and truth be told I heard some chick screaming his name.

I may not be Mr. Right but I'm Mr. Right now and I'm willing to do what ever it will take to get you to scream my name.