Important Quotes

"The Few The Proud The Marines" Fuck That Their Training Is Hard.

Important Quote: SNAFU!

An important quote: "Desu!"

"There's one bitch in the world. One bitch with many faces."

I got it written on a Jay and Silent Bob poster, by Jason Mewes himself. Along with a comic that calls me a cocksmoker.

Lol you know a comic that calls you a cocksmoker?

That's how Jason signed the comic. He put, "To Shaggy, you cocksmoker" or something like that.

That was a great day.

Another quote: "Life ain't nothing but bitches and money."

Live Life To The Fullest!

I feel as if you totally stole this Idea from me and just dumbed it down, but then again nobody looks for existing threads anyway so.... I'll just leave this "50 no's and a yes means YES!"

"To predict the behavior of ordinary people in advance, you only have to assume that they will always try to escape a disagreeable situation with the smallest possible expenditure of intelligence."

"ALL I KNOW IS, THAT WIZARD GUY IS HOLDING TWO GUNS AND KENSHIRO HAS A CHEST COVERED iN BULLET HOLES AND IS COMPLETELY UNAFFECTED

SOMEONE BETTER TELL ROTTON TO GET HIS ASS BACK TO HOGWARTS AND STOP FUCKING AROUND"

"I Can Beat Them, But Not With You Controlling Me!"

And


"You Wanna Win... Turn Me Loose."

So we're all sitting in skype when we here "FUCK, THAT'S MY CAR!!!!!!!" and like 10 minutes later he comes back, seems someone stole his car. lol

"stars that clear have been dead for years but the idea just lives on"-Conor Oberst

Everything is awesome. Fundementally.

I think this thread was originally made as a place to dump IRC quotes, but people wouldn't have that, so it turned into a generic quote-dump.

Better this thread was made though; your thread was in SD, and 90% of the quotes here aren't serious at all. Including mine.

"I'm Koenma, I'm very cool"

"Shit Happens" and
"How can you say you love her if you can't even eat her poop"

Well then shall the IRC quote dump continue.

"Screw Rules, i have money!"
-used on a picture of Seto Kaiba on photobucket


my favorite quote:
"I fear not the man who practices ten thousand kicks once, but the man who practices one kick, ten thousand times."
-Bruce Lee

in short it means:
"i'm not scared of the ass who has lots of little moves, but the ass who pwns with just one move."

"Bitches love me cause they know that I can rock."

Bitches love me cause they know that I can rhyme.