"You gon' die. Mad-cow-bird-flu disease gonna kill you! Gon' kill your friends! Gon' kill all your family. And yo dog is gon' get hit by the truck that's hauling yo' bodies away!"
"What are you pressing SELECT for? You don't have time to make a profile! Bitch, zombie's in the room! His axe is on fire! He killed your parents! Shoot him in the head! SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD!"
"When things go wrong as they sometimes will,
When the road you're trudging seems all up hill,
When the funds are low and the debts are high
And you want to smile, but you have to sigh,
When care is pressing you down a bit,
Rest if you must, but don't you quit.
Life is queer with its twists and turns,
As every one of us sometimes learns,
And many a failure turns about
When he might have won had he stuck it out;
Don't give up though the pace seems slow--
You may succeed with another blow,
Success is failure turned inside out--
The silver tint of the clouds of doubt,
And you never can tell how close you are,
It may be near when it seems so far;
So stick to the fight when you're hardest hit--
It's when things seem worst that you must not quit."
"It's not that bad. The best case scenario is you and one third of the planets population die slowly and the worst case scenario is we all die and the rest of planet will follow us by dying incredibly slow and horribly painful deaths and then all the cute innocent animals die from starvation as all plants will either die from poison air or lack of sunlight."