Antw0n wrote...
So I just built this deck to fuck with people. Only cost me $15.
It is a work in progress, changes will be made.
I call it
I have a low opinion of my opponent, and I would like him to be aware of this fact.
Or just
Dickhole Deck for short.
Creatures
x4 Tormented Soul (1drop 1/1 Can't block, unblockable)
x4 Inkfathom Infiltrator (2drop 2/1 Can't block, unblockable)
x4 Ogre Marauder (3drop 3/1 Defending player must sac a creature to block Ogre Marauder)
x4 Hand of Cruelty (2drop 2/2 Bushido2 Protection from White)
x4 Typhoid Rats (1drop 1/1 Deathtouch)
x2 Thrill-kill Assassin (2drop 2/2 Unleash Deathtouch)
x2 Toshiro Umezawa (3drop 2/2 When an opponents creature is killed, I can play an instant from my graveyard)
Instants
x4 Murder
x4 Go for the Throat
x2 Doom Blade
x2 Victim of the Night
x2 Ultimate Price
(all kill spells)
x22 Swamp
The idea is that I can keep attacking with creatures that either my opponent can't block, or wouldn't want to block.
To defend myself, all other cards are kill spells, also utilizing Toshiro Umezawa's ability to play even more kill spells from my graveyard.
Opinions? (Besides "Wow, you're a bastard" of course)
I like the idea of the deck, it's funny. I think some way to make your guys bigger should be added though, since many of the creatures have somewhat low power, like, Tormented Soul is a nice card (a Limited allstar), but even better when you're able to grow that guy somehow. Also, you have so much removal I'd think eventually all of it will end up stuck in your hand having no more targets. In the end, I suppose that's a good thing, but in that case, you'll want those cards in your hand to be spells that help kill the opponent faster instead.
Also, your mana curve seems low enough to maybe use less lands, but that's something that's easier to figure out when you test the deck.