Waar wrote...
they both lose for being on terrible shows.
You've never watched anything but the 4kids dub right?
I hate saying this, but just because One Piece is mainstream doesn't mean it sucks. you might honestly hate the show, and all light and softer stuff, but if its simply Otaku Elitism you should calm the fuck down. You shouldn't let 14 year olds ruin your day, particularly when its only out of spite.
Trust me, there is PLENTY of crap (...don't mention Gundam SEED or BLEACH to me ever)
Luffy would win, because he could stretch out his dick long enough to fuck Sakura and Hinta while they where fighting. Sure Naruto might kick Luffy's ass...but how can you compare to a man who can stretch his penis to the length of a flag pole?