SON OF A BTCIH

OK so this girl and I made a dare to each other to not fap for as long as we don't see each other and she's on vacation!
in colorado!
for iuno how long!
she left Saturday and I don't know if i can do a purity week only because every second i look there's like sexual stuff around me, on TV, Anime, everything!
and not to mention the things I'm imagining us doing cause she said she'd do "things" when she got back and it's killer man!
and she teases me with phone sex and I'm like wow.
so can someone help me not fap for a whole week.
I've been able to keep it in my pants for months before but she is just turning me on too much for me to handle.
i wanna read some new Doujin too!!!!

SON OF A BCITH!

You spelled bitch wrong. Both times you said it.

I realize that, I did it on purpose.

I'm sure logging onto a hentai website is a great idea as well. That being said...

Just keep in mind the fact that holding it when you're that horny will make it feel all that much better when you guys "do things." But sexual frustration tends to build up adrenaline which is usually used up during masturbation or intercourse. Try doing other things such as working out, jogging, playing sports, ect. Good luck! :D

Edit: Animeholic, that is evil as hell. I love it. xD

You fucker!

good pics tho...
SON OF A BTICH!


EDiT: THANKS deathlykins, hey do you happen to be a girl?

Another thought. Are you 100% straight or bi? If straight, try looking at something like shota yaoi. That would be a boner killer if you're straight. :P



Nu. I'm a guy. o_o

oh sorry cause
i was reading your earlier thread
you liked cute kids so instead of thinking your a huge pedo i thought you were a girl but MY BAD! P=
just reading the word shota makes me UN boned!


you should really get in check when you say some words with kids in them, now a days you can go to jail
unlike back there when you could say i fucked a little kid last night and everyone would just laugh and say man your fucked up.
lol

I don't like kids in that way, lol. xD I'm one of those people that doesn't value the majority of human life very highly, but makes an exception for children. Of course people I like are exceptions as well, so most of this sites members are safe. :P

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she haz no tits... UN boned

You have no taste for real women.

I cant blame him, it looks like a trap.

how would you know she won't be fappin'? and vice versa

*Gasp* I would never post a trap picture. Doing such a thing is very low.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maria_Holic

Holy shit, just fap and lie to the bitch. Save it the last 2 days before she comes back.

I was about to say. You're judge, jury and executioner on this. Also, most likely the sex when she comes back will be uneventful and boring as hell, or even more likely there will be none, and you'll feel like an idiot for not fapping.

This sums it up...a dare not to fap is ridiculous...

I second the motion. Just lower your pants and let it fly.

As a guy who hasn't fapped in close to two weeks due to recovery time from an operation, let me say that after the first few days it isn't so bad.
Sure your balls hurt a little...
...And you keep visiting porn sites without a reason...
...And you keep cursing at your painful erection in the morning...
...
Oh my fucking shit!! Need...fap...NOW!!

On a serious note, do what you think is best. Just don't leave any bruises she can find -lol-