SON OF A BTCIH

Do NOT touch your wanker. That is the beggining of the fap. If you can avoid it, mission accomplished.

I know it's harder than it sounds but i've done it quite some times and the secret is to keep busy. Play games, watch anime, whattever, as long as you don't give yourself free time to fap.

I'm no brit, but doesn't wanker mean masturbator or one who cannot get laid? "Do NOT touch your masturbator." Ha!

I am English, Wank = Fap.

Yes, so Wanker is the instrument you use to fap.

m2991 just said the same thing I did, and wanker is not a dick, if you want to say dick then say dick. Nor is it a hand.

Wanker is someone that faps not an instrument.

Oi! Shut up ya bloody wankers! Are you lads trying to distract the kid or tempt him?

fap mothafucka. fap like your life depends on it. find the most kick ass doujin ever and fap your dick off

If you really want to not fap; try this. Keep your hands busy. Work on models. play some games. Anything to that will keep your hand below the belt.

you're probably going to blow your load the second you see tits if you dont do some preemptive work.

Yeah. You probably should fap.

If you don't fap already, I'm gonna have to find you and do this:

XD oh, poor you! It really isn't that hard for a girl not to fap for a long time. I've gone for months at a time without fapping. sorry, dude, but I think she's gonna keep her end of the deal. I don't think she understands that, when it comes to fapping, guys and girls are MILES away. you might want to tell her that.

but, like others have said, the wait will be worth it. careful though, holding it in that long could cause you to launch before the countdown starts, if you know what I mean.

That's why he should fap.


P.S.: Why did you have a negative post count? o_o

Girls don't fap and its not like his balls are gonna burst because he holds it in, all the sperm that seems to go beyond some point will just die and the process will keep repeating itself.



I don't think you need to be asking that, but to answer your question it was like some admin joke or something idk.

What the Heck?! Really? Don't they just stop producing themselves when your balls are full?

But it does hurt ya know... It's like you gotta grab your balls to make the pain stop... Like all you'll be saying is "ooooooo. shit... ooooooo... aaaa. fuck."

I had to lay down fapping for 3 weeks and it just started to hurt like that...
Next day I didn't do that anymore and people around me were like: "lulz. i know what he did thar."


@Kuroneko:
No. They die and you piss them out.

yes. excess sperm are reabsorbed as protein.

I don't think it counts if you accidentally let the cat out of the bag or if you have a good reason to whip the dummy. Let's say you're taking a walk and you get attacked. You're unarmed and this ruffian is keen on giving you a trouncing. In that type of situation, punching the moose isn't fapping, its self defense.

You made absolutely no sense...
All I can tell from your post is that you are suggesting that he should fap and then lie about it.