SON OF A BTCIH

He's most likely drunk or high right now.

Or both.

Which is the intelligent thing to do.
Spontaneous sex beats planned sex by a mile and a furlong, no matter how you look at it - and beyond one or two days of laying off the fap, abstinence doesn't increase the intensity of the experience really any further. Purely psychological, that. The only thing you'll be doing is build up enormous expectations and then you're surprised when it's totally underwhelming and over after a minute because you're so blue-balled.

I think he was saying that it doesn't matter if you fap because she ain't gonna know and if by some chance he got jumped by some other hawt girl and had sex with her he shouldn't get in trouble because he was forced into it hence "self-defence". This is just my take on what he said >.>

Heh. Am I the only one who can parse what he said?


I do not think it counts if you spill it by accident or if have a good reason to masturbate. Assume that you are gallivanting around the countryside and a man of bad manners is poised to assault you. In this scenario, masturbation does not count as self-pleasuring, as you act in self-defence.

or all three >__>

That was delicious. Unintentional(as far as I know) humor FTW.

lol @ "a man with bad manners" what a tasty euphemism.

and as for the why do people have negative post counts """"""mystery"""""":
Posts in IB do not count towards your post count.
Deleted posts are subtracted from your post count.
Deleted posts in IB are also subtracted from your post count.
The result is a negative sum.

Ah screw you. Go fap some. Leave me alone.

Not really. As far as the accidental part goes, maybe I should have used unintentional instead. It might sound crazy, but it's not impossible, nor is it unheard of, for a perfectly healthy man to cum without fapping, per se. Sometimes its a matter of mindset and/or accidental stimulation.

I really don't think I need to explain much about fapping in self defense. It might not be conventional, but if you start beating off, there's a pretty good chance you'll scare the shit out of the person trying to attack you. I know it would scare the shit out of me. Fuck, I might even piss myself.

Yes...that's...not unheard of indeed. Wet dreams anyone?


Oh, I thought more like you'd bukkake the assailant to stun and temporarily blind him or something. Why the hell would you be afraid to the point of pissing yourself of some bloke jacking off? Better cover those mirrors when you fap, mate!

Congragulations man! You're fucked! XD XD XD

But if you can manage to hold out and get through the mountain of endless desires you will so love the outcome.

Also, dumb question: If you are trying not to fap why the FUCK are you on a hentai site right now!?

Just wanted to know.

Also think of old, nasty yaoi. That should kill everyones hard-ons.

Dude, isn't that obvious?! Cuz FAKKU! is da shit. You cannot get away from FAKKU! after you register. EVER!

Now seriously, many times I come here for the forums, not just fap material.

I see that. But if his balls are on overload like he's making it sound I doubt he will care much about the forums.

But totally agree. FAKKU! is awesome and I dont wanna escape.

A true man can make it.

But a smart man does what he needs to plan ahead.

I was talking more about a when you're awake and, for whatever reason, you're horny as fuck and it's kind of like a jack-in-the-box, except the box is your penis and the clown or whatever is semen ... or something like that. Although there are people who fap while they sleep. I read an article somewhere about a guy, who was a known sleepwalker, that woke up in his backyard mid-fap.


It's a possibility, if they're within range when you're ready to fire.


That's not what I'm talking about. What I mean is that, in response to the threat of being attacked, a guy pulls his dick out and starts fapping, regardless of whether he's indoors or on the street. He might know exactly what he's doing, but the attacker doesn't.

The fact of the matter is that if you are the attacker, you're either targeting someone who is trying to psych you out or someone who is completely fucking insane. If it's the latter, that is insanity that you do not want to fuck with. I know a lot about insane people and, depending on the circumstances, you might as well be face to face with a pissed off, man-eating tiger.

ok so to answer all questions in one post...
i get on fakku for more then one reason, come on man were a fakku family here!
girls do fap.
i will be getting sex and much more when she comes back.
i am very... persuasive in a good way.
its very hard for me not to be fapping right now tho.
we did the dare cause she wanted me to want it really bad when she got back.
i am a total idiot for this right now.
i can't stop thinking about the things were gonna do when she comes back.
im going crazy!
and girls not fapping is very easy for them, but i know my ways to get them to want to fap so im good on that one.
im not drunk just horny.
anymore questions?
keep them coming until she comes back so i have something to do.



EDiT: so earlier today i saw my dogs having sex... at first i didn't know what they were doing cause the were doing it backwards like back to back... weird... so i tried to jank them apart cause i thought their fur got stuck together and when i did the males... banana fell out of the girls... donut... i was like WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well at least that dog incident kept you from fapping so thats a plus, try to find some other distractions that might help.