The Jokes...

Not all of the jokes are bad...
The fruit in the ass is very familiar, in my country we didn't change it to watermelons, we use the durian fruit still...

And you right, boredom is infectious...

Lol. My Imagination tank is Running low. So i'm gonna use a joke I picked up from a Book. Enjoy^^



Lol. These aren't lame-assed jokes. These are the retarded jokes!(and that's good!)

During the World War II, a squad of French legions is stationed in the middle of the desert, far from any town. One day, a new officer to the squad asked a senior officer about the soldiers' well being.
"Sir, I notice that we are stationed far off from any town."
"Your point is young man?"
"Well, what should the men do if they want to relieve their...um...sexual urges?"
"Well, we use the camel."
"The camel???"
"Yes, the camel."
Confused, the new officer leaves.

Months later, having to hold back his sexual urges the young officer can't stand it anymore. Late that night, he sneaks into the camel tent, and use the camel to appease his urges.

Early that morning.
"Sir, I thank you for your advice. I have use the camel."
"That's good to hear, all of the soldiers here always use the camel to ride to the nearest brothel."

Lol^^

@Uzumaki: I forgot a bout the last one, sorry...

Lol. Poor Jake^^

A few minutes left before I sleep.

So I made up a joke that even weirded me out. :lol:



I'm starting to fear myself... :shock:

fail at Uzumaki for trying to claim a joke he heard was his, ass.

Some of Uzumaki jokes I have heard of...
Also, he didn't claim it out right, he said he's making some changes did he not?

@Waar: got any good jokes?

I'm sure Waar has plenty of awesome jokes. The problem is...

...this is a thread for lame jokes.

not really. thier joke is quite good for me and i appreciate their works

Case closed.

oh. did you bring the key to close? :roll:

o_o

Maybe I'll start my own joke threads, heh...

he did claim it was his own creation. My jokes are mostly a collection of wit and mean sarcasm... So no, I don't have any bad jokeslol.

I see what you did thar.

impressive was it not?