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elfen lied
16 years ago
discordia wrote...
Spoiler:
(female) teacher: "there are five birds on a tree. a hunter comes and shoots two down, how many are left?"
bobby: "none. the other 3 fly away after hearing the shot"
t: "that wasnt the answer i was looking for but i like the way you think"
b: "i too have a question for you. there are three women sitting on a bench, the first one is licking her icecream, the second one is sucking her icecream and the third one is eating her icecream. which one is married?"
t(blushingly): "Eh, the one sucking the icecream?"
b: nope, the one with the wedding ring, but i like the way you think.


lol rofl etc that is a fucking great one
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Uzumaki101
15 years ago
Ran out of ideas to say, so I resurrect a dead thread

Spoiler:
Doctor: What's the matter? You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your 3 meals a day as I advised?

Lady: My Gosshh! Doc, I thought you said three males a day!


1 more!

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Teacher: You're late! Again!

Student: Sorry mam. My watch was late.

Teacher: Is that a problem? Then advance the time!

Student: Yes mam. *turns around to leave*

Teacher: Where are you going?

Student: Going home, mam. It's already 5 in my watch


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Tsurayu
15 years ago
I'll bite. I've got a nice groaner I got in an e-mail a couple of days ago:

Spoiler:
What's the difference between the Bird Flu and Swine Flu?

Bird Flu you need TWEETMENT and Swine Flu you need OINKMENT.


I laughed for about two seconds then groaned and grumbled for like five minutes. <.<
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Prowl
15 years ago
^ I see why. >___>
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078f19ad0e51908b926e55e2c
15 years ago
Heres a joke I MADE UP! FUCK YEAH!


What do you call a hippie who goes against his own preachings?

Spoiler:
A HIPPICRIT!
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Prowl
15 years ago
Uzumaki101 wrote...
Ran out of ideas to say, so I resurrect a dead thread

Spoiler:
Doctor: What's the matter? You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your 3 meals a day as I advised?

Lady: My Gosshh! Doc, I thought you said three males a day!


1 more!

Spoiler:
Teacher: You're late! Again!

Student: Sorry mam. My watch was late.

Teacher: Is that a problem? Then advance the time!

Student: Yes mam. *turns around to leave*

Teacher: Where are you going?

Student: Going home, mam. It's already 5 in my watch


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


Major necro-post lol
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Uzumaki101
15 years ago
Spoiler:
Boy: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Girl: I dunno, why?

Boy:.....

Girl:.... Well?

Boy: I dunno either. I was hoping you would know



:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D D: :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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namaccu
15 years ago
Spoiler:
dude a: seriously, i don't ever want to go to another crazy group sex anymore
dude b: why? even your girlfriend loves it
dude a: yeah, the thing is i just realize that i don't like sharing


good enough? i tried my best
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Prowl
15 years ago
Uzumaki101 wrote...
Ran out of ideas to say, so I resurrect a dead thread

Spoiler:
Doctor: What's the matter? You look terribly weak and exhausted! Are you having your 3 meals a day as I advised?

Lady: My Gosshh! Doc, I thought you said three males a day!


1 more!

Spoiler:
Teacher: You're late! Again!

Student: Sorry mam. My watch was late.

Teacher: Is that a problem? Then advance the time!

Student: Yes mam. *turns around to leave*

Teacher: Where are you going?

Student: Going home, mam. It's already 5 in my watch


:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D


I lol'd at the second one xD
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