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Aion Crux Banned
16 years ago
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Uzumaki101
16 years ago
:lol:

This was supposed to be for lame-assed jokes.

Oh well. My imagination tank ran out. So I decided to reminisce a few jokes and decided to post this one. Enjoy^^

Spoiler:
The young woman went to the dentist. The dentist tells her to do as he instructs. "Now," he begins "open wide so I can put my tool into your mouth."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Lol. I'm running out of jokes!!!
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Aion Crux Banned
16 years ago
Uzumaki101 wrote...
:lol:

This was supposed to be for lame-assed jokes.

Oh well. My imagination tank ran out. So I decided to reminisce a few jokes and decided to post this one. Enjoy^^

Spoiler:
The young woman went to the dentist. The dentist tells her to do as he instructs. "Now," he begins "open wide so I can put my tool into your mouth."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Lol. I'm running out of jokes!!!


it's run out because you've already a Fakku Elite. that's your real purpouse making this thread :roll:
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Uzumaki101
16 years ago
E.X.A.M wrote...
Uzumaki101 wrote...
:lol:

This was supposed to be for lame-assed jokes.

Oh well. My imagination tank ran out. So I decided to reminisce a few jokes and decided to post this one. Enjoy^^

Spoiler:
The young woman went to the dentist. The dentist tells her to do as he instructs. "Now," he begins "open wide so I can put my tool into your mouth."

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Lol. I'm running out of jokes!!!


it's run out because you've already a Fakku Elite. that's your real purpouse making this thread :roll:


That and I was really bored last night^^
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York
16 years ago
So was everyone else, hence the epic "Flame War" that took place. Many Grizzly bears,aliens, and loli's lost their lives. A moment of silence for them........
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Uzumaki101
16 years ago
So many was lost in the war..... May their souls rest in peace...
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Aion Crux Banned
16 years ago
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Uzumaki101
16 years ago
E.X.A.M wrote...
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:lol: what are you doing?
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Aion Crux Banned
16 years ago
Uzumaki101 wrote...
E.X.A.M wrote...
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:lol: what are you doing?


subtitutes you :roll:
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Uzumaki101
16 years ago
*sigh*

I'm bored...

*sigh*

I'm out of jokes... hmm... what to do, what to do...

*sigh*

:idea:

Let's use some of the "Yo Mama!"

Spoiler:
Yo mama's so short. You can see her feet on her Drivers License!

Yo mama's so fat. Her belt is the equator!

Yo mama's so dumb. She failed a survey!

Yo mama's so fat. Even Naruto can't believe it!


Ahh... i'm not bored anymore^^
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Net_Spectator
16 years ago
I'm bored too...
Spoiler:
There were three men sitting on a log. The three were an American, an African and an Arab. They were discussing about whose penis is the biggest and the strongest.

"I can break a brick with my penis!" Said the American while he slam his dick to a brick, breaking it.
"That was nothing!" Said the African. "I can push a cart with mine!" He then pushes a heavy cart with his penis before he sat back with the others.
After boasting so much, the American and the African begin taunt the Arab who haven't said anything.
"What can you do with yours?" Asked the American and the African.

"Well, for starters, I can lift the two of you with mine." Said the Arab "What do you think you've been sitting on all this time?"
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The Jesus
16 years ago
I found this a while ago. I don't know why, but I found it extremely funny, not as a joke, but as one of the worst attempts at a racist joke I've ever read. There is overt racism and the author must have written it either in jail or on the wall of his padded cell with his own feces.

I really don't know what else to say. Its just that fucked up. You have been warned...
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Two families were having dinner together. One family was white and the other was black. During the middle of the meal, the black father looks at white father and then jumps across the table and strangles him. After it is confirmed that he is dead, the black father proceeds to knock out the white son. Hours later when he comes to, the white son is shocked to find that the rest of his family was brutally murdered after being raped numerous times, all their belongings had been stolen, and the table was set, with everything as it was before the incident, with a note from the black family saying, "Thanks for the lovely evening."


I'll try to dig up a better joke if I decide to post one again.
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Uzumaki101
16 years ago
Lol. Time for a lame-assed classical joke!!!

Spoiler:
Why did the chicken cross the Road?

To get to the other side!


Lol. I'm losing my Humor
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Uzumaki101
16 years ago
ok. Before I sleep, here's another lame-assed classical joke!

Spoiler:
Why did the Robber take a bath?

So he could make a Clean Getaway!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


Lol. It's so lame-assed, I lost my voice laughing. :lol:
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16 years ago
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Waar FAKKU Moderator
16 years ago
awesome; i like how hes putting on a pair of sunglasses over another pair... classic Horatio.
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16 years ago
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Uzumaki101
16 years ago
Ugh... i'm so bored that I decided to revive my thread with a lameass joke^^
Spoiler:
A: Knock Knock

B: Who's there?

A: Fuck

B: Fuck who?

A: FUCK YOU!
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Eranikum
16 years ago
Another bad joke:

Spoiler:
A cab driver and a bishop die and stand at the gate to heaven. The cab driver passes straight through, while the bishop is stopped.
"What is the meaning of this?" The bishop asks offended.
"Well, look at it from our perspective", the angel answers, "When your praying, everybody is falling asleep, though when the cab driver is driving, everybody starts praying".
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elfen lied
16 years ago
wow there a lot of bad jokes here
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