Things not to say during sex

Title is self explanatory just post something you should never say before during or after sex.

"Yeah your sister was better."

Well, not something i said, but I had my ipod on shuffle -once- for some reason and the "Cabin Fever" song by the muppets came on...so I changed it real quick...and the original mighty morphin power rangers song came on next...needless to say that everything after that was very awkward...

"oh sorry this herpes is killing me.......ok now where were we"

"Oops...wrong hole"

"whats that smell!?"

"can you pass me that beer?"

"What was your name again?"

"oh yea Melissa, just like that, just like that...huh? Yea, I meant Jane, just like that jane..."

lol

"small"

"Wheres the advil?"
"Do you know what time it is?"
"Are you done yet?"
"Can we go to sleep?"
"Can we turn off the lights?"
"5 more minutes..."
"How about some sushi?"
"Is that supposed to be brown?"
"Get a breath mint"
"ew..."
"pfft...."
"So.....I'll call you sometime mmkay?"
"Tell your mom I said Hi"

"You feel thicker than usual today."

"Damn this drought."

"It never really hit me 'til now, but I think I'm gay."

"Delicious flat chest you have dar."

"I hope you know this is gonna be a race."

"oops.i forgot to put the condom on"

"WTF IS THAT?!"

"That was........"

(woman) "Can I make you some eggs?" (after sex)

(man) "What are you still doing here?" (after)

" smile for the camera. "

damn that spot on my knob popped

Damn, that sorta happened to me once (Condom broke and a piece was left inside here)

"How much did we agree on?"

*just finished* Your money is on the dresser.

(You just started) "Hey can you do that think your (insert relative) does?"

"You have fucked any dirty (insert racial slur) have you?"

Person 1: I just came.
person 2: You came, now you can leave.

"pika!"...."chu!!!"