Things not to say during sex
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Incase you work in a zoo, farm, forest or other regions with small bugs etc: "Whats that crawling in my underpants?"
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Eranikum wrote...
Incase you work in a zoo, farm, forest or other regions with small bugs etc: "Whats that crawling in my underpants?""Don't stick your finger in my ass, its weird."
But I didn't
"Ugh,I think a bug crawled up my ass" :shock:
*keeps going*
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"Say hello to the internet."
"Is getting the clap as good for you as it was for me?"
"Bend over, I think its about time for my gerbil to go on an adventure."
"My hand does a better job."
"Is getting the clap as good for you as it was for me?"
"Bend over, I think its about time for my gerbil to go on an adventure."
"My hand does a better job."
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Things you can say in public and get away with, but not while having sex...
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..."Nipaaa~..."
And, "I FEEL GOOD TODAY!!!"
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..."Nipaaa~..."
And, "I FEEL GOOD TODAY!!!"
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*Pulls out after blowing load*
Guy: Oh shit the condom broke
Girl: It's alright I'm not ovulating
*A few weeks latter*
Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: OH SHIT *runs*
Guy: Oh shit the condom broke
Girl: It's alright I'm not ovulating
*A few weeks latter*
Girl: I'm pregnant
Guy: OH SHIT *runs*
