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Things not to say during sex

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k_0uta
16 years ago
theotaku wrote...
MIB wrote...
elfen lied wrote...
my friends done this one:

he's screwin a girl and he said "how does your friend look naked"


"HHHMMMMM Yeah, how does your little brother look naked?"

or

"HHHMMMMM Yeah, how does your son look naked?"


wtf :shock:


yeah, me2 wtf :shock:
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kickinwing
16 years ago
"lets never do that again"
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MIB
16 years ago
Read the topic of this thread, then you'll know why I posted that.
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kickinwing
16 years ago
que?
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PersonDude
16 years ago
okami wrote...
"My mom was better"

Fix'd
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Veus
16 years ago
"Wait a minute...those aren't breasts."
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elfen lied
16 years ago
"WHAT YOU HAVE A COCK TOO?!?!?!"
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Kuroe Kurose
16 years ago
elfen lied wrote...
"WHAT YOU HAVE A COCK TOO?!?!?!"


... "hello inferiority complex."
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l3lackmage
16 years ago
Cock goes where?
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leaf
16 years ago
Wow honey! That actually felt pretty good this time.

:lol:
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Kuroe Kurose
16 years ago
"I think that 10 year old boy I rubbed against the bus could'a done a better job than you."
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crimson tears
16 years ago
did you know a guy has a g spot.
we will find out were after these short messages.
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Angelus Lapsus
16 years ago
The least you could do is shave Sasquatch.
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crimson tears
16 years ago
mmm period juice.
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biglw17
16 years ago
crimson tears wrote...
mmm period juice.

that was disgusting...
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crimson tears
16 years ago
yes i thought so too.
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Kuroe Kurose
16 years ago
Which is why it's so very appropriate here.
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Noutakun
16 years ago
- "Oops."
- "Welcome to the jungle."
- "How long has that camera been there?"
- "Did you get that thing I sent you?"
- "Houston, we have a problem." "My name is Frank, jerk."
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crimson tears
16 years ago
not to say during sex.
so wen we gonna have sex?
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Zak
16 years ago
-YOU CALL THAT A HANDJOB?!?!?!?
-Wait I though you said it was consentual.....
-Oh yeah, that lump's always been there......
-Yeah I took it off a while ago, you know condoms take away all the feeling......
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