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Things not to say during sex

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elfen lied
16 years ago
CRAP! i left the oven on
CRAP! i left the light on?
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crimson tears
16 years ago
so how do you feel about becoming a cat girl?
(im a scientific genious trying to make at wolf and fox girls)
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elfen lied
16 years ago
no! leave the bag on your head
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crimson tears
16 years ago
no leave the but plug in it will be funner this way
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Ilska Zornig
16 years ago
"If that's your arsehole and that's your vagina, what the fuck is that????????????????????"
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ShinZero
16 years ago
*Watches partner undress*

....
....
....!!!
............ew.
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crimson tears
16 years ago
if thats your ass hole and thats your vagina then wot is that between your tits?
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elfen lied
16 years ago
*tv in background* the apocalypse is here

girl: damn will you stay

GUY: fuck this uggo im finding someone better
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crimson tears
16 years ago
wot dosent everyone have a chestaina?
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elfen lied
16 years ago
oh by the way im margaret thacher (english joke)
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Ilska Zornig
16 years ago
elfen lied wrote...
oh by the way im margaret thacher (english joke)

you bitch
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crimson tears
16 years ago
lol good one elfen well im the blind guys dog!!
(iforget which one is blind is it blunket?)
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Ilska Zornig
16 years ago
crimson tears wrote...
lol good one elfen well im the blind guys dog!!
(iforget which one is blind is it blunket?)

Yeah, and Prescott's the fat one.
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crimson tears
16 years ago
and the mayor of london cant brush his hair!! he is a fucking freak lol
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PersonDude
16 years ago
*Looks at vagina*
"Wait, I thought you were a guy..."
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Ilska Zornig
16 years ago
PersonDude wrote...
*Looks at vagina*
"Wait, I thought you were a guy..."

Futa?
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PersonDude
16 years ago
M2991 wrote...
PersonDude wrote...
*Looks at vagina*
"Wait, I thought you were a guy..."

Futa?

Not really...
I would explain the joke but it seems like I'm doing it a dis-service if I did that...
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Ilska Zornig
16 years ago
PersonDude wrote...
M2991 wrote...
PersonDude wrote...
*Looks at vagina*
"Wait, I thought you were a guy..."

Futa?

Not really...
I would explain the joke but it seems like I'm doing it a dis-service if I did that...

I did understand the joke, I was just saying futa.
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Kazenoken
16 years ago
You done yet? I have a meeting in 10 min
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elfen lied
16 years ago
worst thing ever if the girl had an really deep orgasm scream deep as in deep voice
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