Things not to say during sex
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guy: lets role play
girl: ok
guy: what you wanna do?
Girl: every episode of naruto
(sorry almost out of ideas)
girl: ok
guy: what you wanna do?
Girl: every episode of naruto
(sorry almost out of ideas)
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just like naruto :D
girl lets role play
guy ok wot you wana do?
girl erm legend of the overfiend?
guy ok i get to use all my cocks this time?
girl lets role play
guy ok wot you wana do?
girl erm legend of the overfiend?
guy ok i get to use all my cocks this time?
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oh yes insert you grpichs card into the mother board then connect the power to it, did you remember to plug the HDD to the motherboard?
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girl noooooooooo
guy wot i only just started
girl im missing despart houswives
guy iv sky plused it
girl thanks you are so considerte some times you know that ?
guy wot i only just started
girl im missing despart houswives
guy iv sky plused it
girl thanks you are so considerte some times you know that ?
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crimson tears wrote...
girl nooooooooooguy wot i only just started
girl im missing despart houswives
guy iv sky plused it
girl thanks you are so considerte some times you know that ?
hmm i like that wardrobe in the ikea catalouge
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well i do try elfen :D
girl so wot you think of publick sex?
guy yea sure
girl fuck me now!
guy wot are you kidding were at disney land put your clothes back on shit mickey has a hard on lol his nob has ears to
micky yea but the girls love it hu hu.
guy 0_0
girl so wot you think of publick sex?
guy yea sure
girl fuck me now!
guy wot are you kidding were at disney land put your clothes back on shit mickey has a hard on lol his nob has ears to
micky yea but the girls love it hu hu.
guy 0_0
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crimson tears wrote...
well i do try elfen :D girl so wot you think of publick sex?
guy yea sure
girl fuck me now!
guy wot are you kidding were at disney land put your clothes back on shit mickey has a hard on lol his nob has ears to
micky yea but the girls love it hu hu.
guy 0_0
lmfao
guy: oh yea u like that dont you..im tearing up your pussy
girl:....ur sure about that...?
guy:...what nothing
girl: nada
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Kazenoken wrote...
Thats the m0st stinking pussy/penis ever"You think that's bad, smell it before I've had a shower."
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Ahem...just gearing up for the quote...
...
...got it, but it's not a very good one. I just thought of one on the spot.
(Before Sex)
"Dear God, YOU'RE HIDEOUS!!!"
(During Sex)
"I said leave the bag on...I don't care if you can't breathe!"
(After Sex)
*In fetal position*
"What you did to me was just...wrong. Looking at you makes me sick..."
I told you, not the best, but I tried anyway.
...
...got it, but it's not a very good one. I just thought of one on the spot.
(Before Sex)
"Dear God, YOU'RE HIDEOUS!!!"
(During Sex)
"I said leave the bag on...I don't care if you can't breathe!"
(After Sex)
*In fetal position*
"What you did to me was just...wrong. Looking at you makes me sick..."
I told you, not the best, but I tried anyway.
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ShinZero wrote...
Ahem...just gearing up for the quote......
...got it, but it's not a very good one. I just thought of one on the spot.
(Before Sex)
"Dear God, YOU'RE HIDEOUS!!!"
(During Sex)
"I said leave the bag on...I don't care if you can't breathe!"
(After Sex)
*In fetal position*
"What you did to me was just...wrong. Looking at you makes me sick..."
I told you, not the best, but I tried anyway.
The one speaking sounds like a real bastard.
