Things not to say during sex

Guy"Is that supposed to be like that?"
Girl"What, you've never seen one of these before?"
Guy"It's a fucking tentacle!"

thought you had said that one before? aw well

guy i love it wen you play with yourself.
girl well wot if i do this?
guy wow is that a cat tail?
girl yes and these are cat ears and paws.
guy wow can.... can you fuck yourself with your tail?
girl you meen like this?
guy ......... sploodge.

Guy"You look familiar, who are you again?"

waw id it just die in here or is it me?

Girl"What, you're not into necrophilia?"
Guy"WTF"

guy move out the way
girl wot?
guy i cant see my hentai!
girl were having sex
guy ..... wtf now iv lost my arrection you know real girls arent sexually attractive to me.

"Wait, wait, hold on a second..."


*dramatic pause*



then the guy punches the girl in the face as hard as possible while yelling, "SHAZAAM BITCH!!!"

Stop thrusting. :evil:

youor penis is as thin as a lighter

girl/iv been fucked harder by my dog. :x

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wot?

GUY/ in and out, and in and out, and in and out,
GIRL/ so we gonna fuck or are you just gonna keep doing that orange?

Will the real eggman stand up?

girl/ is that real or fake?
guy/ i could be asking the same question of you
girl/ wot i thought it would be nice
guy/ to have a horn on your head?
girl/ yea like aunicorn!!! :D listen to my minneee

Guy"Do you have vectors as well?"

many hands make light work :twisted:
and with so much pussie this could get messy

"God will accept you now" *stabs the girl

wispers
(god is a lie your fucked love :D )

guy: your a virgin?
girl: yeah why?
guy: then why arent you screaming in pain i already have my whole hand inside of you O_O

"Hmm. Your brother was tighter."
"Your sister gives better head than you do."
"For the last 3 weeks, my balls have been itching like hell..."


"Is it in, yet baby?"
"Your brother is bigger than you are"
"Today is my heavy flow day"