Things not to say during sex

thats like... icky

"Whoops..."

"Achievement Unlocked:

500 Girls Infected!"

'is tht a roach on ur pillow ?'

"Oh that... that's my brother" *pulls off mask*

hey i got u new perfume today *takes out bug spray*


back on topic : guy : is itchy down there, while ur at it, help me scratch a little

"Oh wait. Is that a dick!?"

"No, it's a tentacle"

"That's my nose, try again"

now I remember where I saw you, at the family reunion. You're uncle Bill's daughter aren't you?

I had such a moment once.
It was my first time and all. I for one can't remember I ever said that, but my boyfriend always tells me it happened like this. When I touched his penis, I said: "Is that him?" By "him", I meant his penis. I said that because I was afraid and I had never touched one before.

Embarrassing, but I think I never said that in the first place. Oh well :/

lol wel you can meet my him if you want lol

guy/ ok hyustan we have a problem
girl/ wot?
guy/ i cant seem to get out of the dock if you catch my drift
girl/0_0

I would hate him saying "like me fucking you?", "how do you like my penis?" and stuff like that, it just gets me irritated. Although he has never said that, but i would hate him say it -.-

lol him a dick cus he is yours :(
guy/ so howd you like another go?
girl/ na that was boaring

haha ^^ jealous?

Guy"Do you like armpit sex?"
Girl"............."

0_o

angel words can't describe my jelousy for that person that you call yours i am forever envious of you and your love lol.

guy/ so you ever washed your hair with man milk?
girl/ yes it just made things worse#
guy/ ok...... i was kidding but anny way ill remember no hair jizzing

Girl"And no more scat on my hair!"

haha, nothing to be jealous about ^^