Things not to say during sex
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guy/ somthing dosent feel right about this
girl/ hmmm wot are you talking about?
guy/ hmmm definatley not right [pulls out] 0_0
girl wots wrong?
guy/ why is there a badger on the end of my cock?
girl/ didnt you have it on before you started?
guy/ noooo nope definatley not im pretty sure id remember somthing like that.
girl/ hmmm wot are you talking about?
guy/ hmmm definatley not right [pulls out] 0_0
girl wots wrong?
guy/ why is there a badger on the end of my cock?
girl/ didnt you have it on before you started?
guy/ noooo nope definatley not im pretty sure id remember somthing like that.
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"did u just cum"
"...........noooooo........ :shock: "
"you sure because i feel something warm flowing into me :shock: "
"....oh that right yes lol i did i did ahem excuse me for that lol"
"yea its ok i guess it cant be helped"
-thank god she thinks its sperm-
^inner thoughts
"...........noooooo........ :shock: "
"you sure because i feel something warm flowing into me :shock: "
"....oh that right yes lol i did i did ahem excuse me for that lol"
"yea its ok i guess it cant be helped"
-thank god she thinks its sperm-
^inner thoughts
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lol
girl/ that feels so warm aaaw myg you came so much
guy/ nope thats diahrea
girl/ ho... wh... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
girl/ that feels so warm aaaw myg you came so much
guy/ nope thats diahrea
girl/ ho... wh... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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Aion Crux
Banned
(a couple having sex in 69 style)
Guy: *burp*
Girl: what's that lousy noise?
Guy: nope,it's just my hole whose "winding" a bit
Girl: FUCK! YOU'RE FARTING??
note: "burp" is not an option
note 2: if that happens. then tell her the smell was came from neighbour's smelly cooking
Guy: *burp*
Girl: what's that lousy noise?
Guy: nope,it's just my hole whose "winding" a bit
Girl: FUCK! YOU'RE FARTING??
note: "burp" is not an option
note 2: if that happens. then tell her the smell was came from neighbour's smelly cooking
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biglw17 wrote...
"did u just cum""...........noooooo........ :shock: "
"you sure because i feel something warm flowing into me :shock: "
"....oh that right yes lol i did i did ahem excuse me for that lol"
"yea its ok i guess it cant be helped"
-thank god she thinks its sperm-
^inner thoughts
[size=10]Lol that was amusing.[/h]
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Guy: Honey, you're sooooooo wet ^^
Embarassing moment no 1: Girl's pussy went "bbbbblpppppp"
Guy: Bwhahaha, I know that wasn't a fart, Hun, but it's still damn funny.
Embarassing moment no 1: Girl's pussy went "bbbbblpppppp"
Guy: Bwhahaha, I know that wasn't a fart, Hun, but it's still damn funny.
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guy/ [goosh goosh goosh]
girl/ yes yes yes faaaaaaaaaaaaart
guy/ did you just let one off?
girl no
guy did you just do a fanny fart?
girl/ maybe :)
girl/ yes yes yes faaaaaaaaaaaaart
guy/ did you just let one off?
girl no
guy did you just do a fanny fart?
girl/ maybe :)
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women : "are u in yet ??"
men : "what ? where's the hole ? WTF???????"
men : "mom, I'm coming!!!!" (WTF)
or
women : "oh god, dad.. dad.. AAAAAA!!!!" (WTF)
men : "what ? where's the hole ? WTF???????"
men : "mom, I'm coming!!!!" (WTF)
or
women : "oh god, dad.. dad.. AAAAAA!!!!" (WTF)
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himeya wrote...
women : "are u in yet ??"men : "what ? where's the hole ? WTF???????"
men : "mom, I'm coming!!!!" (WTF)
or
women : "oh god, dad.. dad.. AAAAAA!!!!" (WTF)
lmao omg i thought i was about to die from that mom 1 but then you took me down with that dad 1(i dont like dad daughter 1s)
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Bioman007
World's Greatest Mang
After sex.
guy: Oh crap, i forgot to wear a condom.
girl: Dw im on the pill.
guy: Oh yeah i have aids already anyways.
guy: Oh crap, i forgot to wear a condom.
girl: Dw im on the pill.
guy: Oh yeah i have aids already anyways.
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guy CREAMPIE HOOOOOOOOOO
girl/ no no not again it took weeks to get clean after the last ................ BASTARD IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!
girl/ no no not again it took weeks to get clean after the last ................ BASTARD IM GOING TO KILL YOU!!!!!!
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girl/ so is that a prosthetic leg or something?
guy/ yea its detachable [takes off leg puts on massive purple doldo] i think you might like this better though?
girl/ droool
guy/ yea its detachable [takes off leg puts on massive purple doldo] i think you might like this better though?
girl/ droool