Things not to say during sex
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crimson tears wrote...
lol thats not bad you should reed our posts and dont try to hard just be sic you know examplegirl/ so wot you wanna do?
guy/ how about poched eggs
girl/ thats not very bad.
guy/ i meant like sperm poached
girl/ 0_0
I'll do my best.
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crimson tears wrote...
lol thats not bad you should reed our posts and dont try to hard just be sic you know examplegirl/ so wot you wanna do?
guy/ how about poched eggs
girl/ thats not very bad.
guy/ i meant like sperm poached
girl/ 0_0
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lol i didnt mean you i was joking silly :D
guy/ io fucked you your mum dad brother dog and cat now all thats left is your grandma and if got a full house
girl/ this isnt poker you know and eeeeeeeeeeeeeew
guy/ io fucked you your mum dad brother dog and cat now all thats left is your grandma and if got a full house
girl/ this isnt poker you know and eeeeeeeeeeeeeew
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crimson tears wrote...
lol i didnt mean you i was joking silly :D guy/ io fucked you your mum dad brother dog and cat now all thats left is your grandma and if got a full house
girl/ this isnt poker you know and eeeeeeeeeeeeeew
Girl"Didn't I see you on Jeremy Kyle?"
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guy: when my cel rings dont answer it
girl: why?
guy: cuz we will be interrupted (truth is your friends are calling me for a foursome)
girl: why?
guy: cuz we will be interrupted (truth is your friends are calling me for a foursome)
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M2991 wrote...
Guy"What's that noise?"Girl"Noise? I didn't hear anyone locked under my floorboards."
Guy 0_0.
/Guy what was that!?
/Girl I didn't hear anything!
/Guy no really, what was that!?
/Guy#2 *jumps out of closet* it was meeeeeeeee!!!
/Girl 0_o
/Guy o_0
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FrozenAngel wrote...
M2991 wrote...
Guy"What's that noise?"Girl"Noise? I didn't hear anyone locked under my floorboards."
Guy 0_0.
/Guy what was that!?
/Girl I didn't hear anything!
/Guy no really, what was that!?
/Guy#2 *jumps out of closet* it was meeeeeeeee!!!
/Girl 0_o
/Guy o_0
Guy1"Aren't you her brother, and why are you wearing that gimp mask?"
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M2991 wrote...
FrozenAngel wrote...
M2991 wrote...
Guy"What's that noise?"Girl"Noise? I didn't hear anyone locked under my floorboards."
Guy 0_0.
/Guy what was that!?
/Girl I didn't hear anything!
/Guy no really, what was that!?
/Guy#2 *jumps out of closet* it was meeeeeeeee!!!
/Girl 0_o
/Guy o_0
Guy1"Aren't you her brother, and why are you wearing that gimp mask?"
/guy2 no, that would be sick! I'm her father!
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FrozenAngel wrote...
M2991 wrote...
FrozenAngel wrote...
M2991 wrote...
Guy"What's that noise?"Girl"Noise? I didn't hear anyone locked under my floorboards."
Guy 0_0.
/Guy what was that!?
/Girl I didn't hear anything!
/Guy no really, what was that!?
/Guy#2 *jumps out of closet* it was meeeeeeeee!!!
/Girl 0_o
/Guy o_0
Guy1"Aren't you her brother, and why are you wearing that gimp mask?"
/guy2 no, that would be sick! I'm her father!
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lol
guy/ so i have a problem
girl/ ooh not this again you cant get it up?
guy/ no its up
girl/ your gay?
guy nooooo
girl/ your tiny?
guy nope
girl/ wot then
guy/ im cumming! goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
girl/ 0_0 ok get me off the sealing now please
guy/ so i have a problem
girl/ ooh not this again you cant get it up?
guy/ no its up
girl/ your gay?
guy nooooo
girl/ your tiny?
guy nope
girl/ wot then
guy/ im cumming! goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
girl/ 0_0 ok get me off the sealing now please
