Things not to say during sex

lol good one
girl/ fuck me
horese/ neaigh?
girl yea like that
farmer/0_0 meh it shall be fun to watch :D

crimson, that's fucking hilarious

couple in a car
woman: hyahhh, baby you feel so good. I love your joystick!
man: Nah, its the gear stick, Hun.
o.O

lol thats strange because i have actually seen a vid of that happening you know girl riding the gear stick lol.

girl/ you feel so fury and my whot gig feet you have and whot big teeth and such a big cock
bear/ why thanks my girl used to tell me that all the time
girl/ hey if the red riding hood thing turns you on baby then let me eat your porridge.

lol thats strange because i have actually seen a vid of that happening you know girl riding the gear stick lol.

girl/ you feel so fury and my whot gig feet you have and whot big teeth and such a big cock
bear/ why thanks my girl used to tell me that all the time
girl/ hey if the red riding hood thing turns you on baby then your poridge is just right.

Bwhahaha... OIY!! Now, I can't tell fairy tales without laughing at it.
You have adulterated Goldilocks and Red Riding Hood. I'm doomed! *lol*

Unisex: Is that a zit on your ...?

lol thanks glad to be of service i think i can do sleeping beauty that one in the castle with long hair and maybe i can fit in a snow white joke in there somewhere

girl Romeo Romeo were art though Romeo?
Shakespeare im right here eating out now stop with that crap and come back to bed!

Guy:"Wow, you are much more masculine then I thought!"

Girl:"I'll let you do anal if you let me"

"Wow, they where right about you!"

"Ha! And my doctor said only between outbreaks..."

"That's fine honey, I'll just call one of your friends"

"Thar' she blows!!"

"Alright, times up lets do this LEEERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYY. . ."(Heh, WoW joke..)

"ARCANITE REAPER, HOOOOOOOOOO!!"(Another WoW joke..)

"No! You can't do that yet, you need to roll a saving throw"

'Your Penetrate skill has increased by 1'

"I'm about to go Donkey Kong on your ass"

lol and that's all I've got for now

while fucking...
Man: OMFG, babe you're the best..*moans*
Woman: *sobs* I have a confession to make... waaaaa
Man: O.o

"is it rly ok that i rape u?"

while a man is fondling a woman's breast.

"FUCK, the silicone burts!!! Urghhhh"

"Hi mom."

"So..... How old are you really?"

Fucking's so boring. Let's get to the good stuff. *starts cranking the generator*

"OH SHIT!"

Guy: hey lets do guro!
Girl: whats guro?
Guy: like this *puts handcuffs and ropes*
Girl: we did this before right?
Guy: wait and see
*tapes the mouth of the girl and put his dick inside then pulls out a knife and started fucking her while slashing her reaaal slow*
*the girl died*
Guy: thats what guro is remember that ^___^

"Mom was right that you were better than dad, bro'."

*fuck fuk fuck*
*suddently stop*
Hey a peanut!
*nom nom nom*

*push :o push :o push :o FART! :shock: *
guy:Honey. What was that noice :shock: .
girl:It was you :cry: ...
guy:Oh. Ok. I forgive you :roll: .
*push :twisted: push :twisted: push*