Things not to say during sex

wot you tried it angel?
guy/............
girl/ yes yes yes
guy/..............
girl/ yes awwwwwwww that was amazing how was it for you?
guy/ ............ hhhhhhhhhhm wot ooo shit did i fall asleep a gain? aw well gnite honey
girl/ 0_0

tried what?

That would totally happen the other way around.

lol.

not if the girl is on top
which she was in that post.

and angel nevermind.

guy im board wanna do some human cooking?

guy/ creampie!!
girl/ noooooooooooooooooo!!!

..............

guy/ I wanna take yo in da ass whore!
I would so leave him

Guy "It's only rape if you say no, but the duct tape will take care of that"
Girl :#

lol creampie is past just putting it in the ass.
and im noting this all down im not macking any mistackes with you lol.

girl i cant believe you did that!!
guy sorry i couldnt stop.

girl pushes him onto the bed wipes out hadncuffs from unknown location and cuffs him so he cant move then squatts over his face.

guy/ erm ok wtf just happend and wot are you doing?
girl/ well i dont want it so you can have it back!
guy/ have wot back....... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!! wot the fuck stop stop stop! o for the love of god stop!

you lost me somewhere at mistackes

ok ill sumise girl cuffs guy and opens ass crack up so alll the creamy goodness that was left in there leacks out back onto the owners face. get it now? lol

guy im gonna kill you for that bitch!
girl well seen as your cuffed up and im the one with a knife whos gonna die hmmm?

aha... I get it... diiiiiiisgusting...

bout time lol and that was the point
it gets sic in here
wot can you do sic wise?

what do ya mean?

iv posted sic things wot can you post?
shit just realised how that sounds im not saying post pics of yourself or anything just saying post a sic scenario lol

OK... I can try...

/Girl Can I be on top
/Guy hehe, sure 8)
/Girl handcuffs the guy
/Guy hey, what the fuck yo doing ho!?
/Girl Paying back *forceopens his mouth and shits in it*
/Guy Pukes and starts crying
/Girl Guts him and starts feeding on his stomach
/Guy screams in pain and dozes of, and dies
/Girl fuck, the acid burnt my fucking mouth!

guy:wanna watch two girls and one cup?

girl:WTF?!

Guy"You can be the cup."

baby turn around and let me see that sexy body go bump bump bump!

lol thats not bad you should reed our posts and dont try to hard just be sic you know example

girl/ so wot you wanna do?
guy/ how about poched eggs
girl/ thats not very bad.
guy/ i meant like sperm poached
girl/ 0_0