Things not to say during sex

i think i just made a black hole in your pink one. :shock:

What would be even worse is if her sex voice sounded shockingly similar to woody wood pecker's.

or if she sounded like ruby wax
aaaaaaaaaa id just kill myself after beating her to death!

Girl: Oh shit, the tampon was still in!

the doctor is going to be fishing for fish tomorow

Oooh, baby, my third nipple's tingling!

(snore)

(Catching up)
Girl: Not too hard, you don't want to poke the baby...
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Guy pulls down pants

Girl: Honey, don't be scared, you can untuck it!
Guy: Uh, it's erect...
Girl: Oh... okay... do you own any toys?

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Girl: Wow, your dick tastes like shit, have you been fucking your brother again? (My friend used that one, it was funny)
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(after he cums) Girl throws confetti in the air: CONGRATS! You're my 10,000th customer!!!
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(guy fingers a girl) Girl says: Oh baby, don't worry if your finger is tinted green for a few days, it's normal.

Damn Rukia :lol: those were nice ones. "don't poke the baby" lol

The wrong name(avoid it by calling her baby or some cute name)

Pro tip.

Is that why you're king?

okay so i bucked you up for time share. who knew you could time share sex?

ROFL and wow some of those are jus messed up

rfle indeed elfen.
is it okay if my brother joins in?

VANISH!

...now ill mutilate you from behind...

ddaa! now you see it now you dont.

"Did you say your name was Chlamydia?"

no i said it was assy mc fist fuck why

"Did you say your name was Jen? Is that short for anything?"
"Genital Warts"
"Shit! Can you please untie me now!!!!!!!!!!!"