Caledonia wrote...
Hmmmm. I think A next.
Celony is a very different name, I like it.
It's 2:00AM and I'm writing this to the song "It's Not You It's Me" by Coconut Records and there's a retarded virtual world ad on the bottom of the screen. *Cue guitar solo*
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"Hi Jaguez"
"Hey Celine, how's life?"
"Same-old, same-old, other than, well..."
"Heh. Yeah. It's a real cramp on your style, ain't it?"
"If by "style" you mean 'being with the friends I love', then yes."
"Oh. By style, I meant, 'being straight'. Goddamn lesbians, yeah?"
"J-Jaguez!"
"Hahaha! Just kidding, just kidding."
"It was a little funny."
"Don't worry, I would never want to separate you two."
"I'd hope so."
"Wanna hear a funny story?"
"Sure."
"I saw someone who looked exactly like a girl I know the other day."
"Oh? Who?"
"Just some girl. Her name's Cattleya, I've known her since we were kids."
"Are you two still friends?"
"Well, yeah, we see each other sometimes. So, Cattleya, right? I could've sworn this was her, but when I walked up to her to say hi, the girl just freaked out and said she doesn't know who I am and just ran off. I don't know, Celine, do I really smell that bad?"
"It does take some getting used to."
"Ah, I see. Maybe I should use a different deodorant?"
"Or you could just do what I do, and rub tea leaves all over my body for 20 minutes."
"I would pay to see that."
"Five hundred dollars, please."
"So anyways, Cattleya isn't avoiding me, because I saw her again later and she was acting normally."
"Hmmmm, maybe she has a secret twin sister?"
"Haha, I wish I had a secret twin sister."
"Hehe."
"Mmmmn, hey, if you're not too busy having fun with Tsubaki, come play pool with us sometimes, Celine."
"Sure thing."