So a man walks into a bar,
And he hits his head on it.
He lets out an utterance of pain, and yells out, "Who put that there?"
The bartender comes out, and greets the man. "Watch your head when you enter my bar," the bartender says.
The man responds, "Fuck you, why did you put it there?"
The bartender eviscerates the man with a surgical baseball bat, and replies, "Because fuck you."
THE END
A mundane dream of some sort like that occured to Rick as he rested, unconscious. There, in the confines of his dormant consciousness, he sees the world omnisciently, at every angle and time; yet, he also views his world as a singular entity with a single perspective. He could not feel amused by his vision, nor could he feel displeased by it. Rather, he could not entirely perceive a realistic existence of a feeling in such a state. In the mind of a human, such nonsense occurs. Logic seems to defy itself, and uniformity is nonexistent. Yet, in this world where he felt nothing, he could feel a light sensation on his shoulder—
—something persistent—
—it was—
—the feeling—
—of a light tap of a finger.
Rick flickers his eyes open to see a figure standing very close to him, tapping him on the shoulder. When his vision clears, he finally sees...
"Nira!"
He quickly jumps to the side, suprised by the woman's sudden appearance.
"God, don't scare me like that. What do you want?"
Nira takes a few steps back, giving Rick some space, and she gives a slight bow. While bowing, she replies, speaking in her low and soft tone.
"I wish to speak to you regarding the enlistment of my services on your ship."
Rick rubs his eyes to remove the drowsiness and looks at her groggily.
"Fine, but didn't we already cover that?"
Nira straightens from her bow, and replies, "No, we did not; you had stated that I should approach you in your room, in regards to it. You promptly left to pursue the smell, afterwards." She spoke very formally, as usual.
"Yeah, right. Sorry, got hungry."
He closes his eyes and rubs his forehead, as if thinking a little on the matter.
"Well, to know how you could help the ship more, I'd have to know a little more about you and what you do. Care to fill me in now? And be a little quiet about, kid's sleeping over there."
"Yes." Nira shows a gesture of understanding and speaks at a lower volume.
"Regarding my abilities, I..."
—am a highly-trained covert operative, capable of assassination, sabotage, and espionage?
—am a knowledgable commander and tactician, capable of leading armies?
—am a diplomat and negotiator, a harbinger of death and distruction for others?
No. That is all over. There was no longer any use for those abilities. Surely, this captain and his crew would have no need for them. And furthermore, they were completely useless. Her abilities and talents from all her years of training were completely worthless and useless, she felt.
After all, she could not prevent the bridge from falling.
—She had failed to even save those people who died that very moment. That fact resonated strongly in her mind, as if to vehmently curse her as punishment.
As she could not help but hold self-reproach, she would furtively avoid speaking the truth. It was a faint yet noticable pause, but she quickly continues, retaining her emotionless disposition.
"...am capable of menial tasks and physical labor. However, my body is not yet in a condition where I can perform demanding assignments. I apologize for this..."
Nira contemplates for a short moment.
—What is there left of me, with all that gone? Nira silently laments her worthlessness.
"...I have some interest in cooking."
What Nira had said was not completely true. As part of her training and experiences, she had learned to procure sustenance in harsh environments and conditions, so she was capable of culinary. However, she did not have a particular interest in it.
But, she felt that it was still a new start for her, and that was all that mattered.
Rick looks at her intently for some time, once again, thinking about...who knows what. He suddenly gets up and, hands in his pockets, walks over to Nira.
"No way in hell an answer like that needed that much hesitation. It doesn't feel like you've lied to me so far, but I can tell you're hiding so much information, it's only going to tempt me to find out more about you."
He now stands mere inches away from Nira, staring straight into her eyes, and almost into her soul, with a rare serious expression on his face.
"So, when do you think you'll be able to tell me...who you really are?"
Nira refrains from scoffing in dissatisfaction. What was wrong with her? Is she losing her discipline, or is the man merely too attentive? Normally, she would never carelessly cause suspision through her expressions. She was terrible at fabricating expressions, but she was excellent at hiding them.
Perhaps... her emotions were causing her to degenerate? That thought lingered in her mind.
Nira responds, "Your suspicion is far-fetched and unfounded. However, I will say that if you wish to know about me, you may ask."
Rick raises an eyebrow at her answer, but shrugs and fetches another beer from his mini-fridge. He sits back in the corner again and starts drinking.
"Alright, first question. Why are you so uncomfortable? Your mannerisms and behaviour are making me think that I'm running a boot camp here. I'm not. Yeah, I can ask, but if you feel uneasy answering them, don't bother. I'm not that kind of guy. I won't probe any more into your past unless you specifically want me to, but I would like it if you were honest with me. That's probably the only thing I expect from my crew."
Rick takes another swig of the beer, closes his eyes and rests his head on the wall, seemingly trying to get back to sleep.
Nira responds promptly, "I recognize and acknowledge your intentions; however, it is not true that I feel a sense discomfort or uneasiness from speaking with you, as you state. My formality is merely a simple discipline of courtesy and respect. I hope you understand this."
Nira promptly bows, and straightens herself. She continues, "I have no qualms if you wish to inquire me on any subject, including my background. It is understandable that you wish to know, and I do fully intend to unveil my personal information as part of the compensation for my residence here."
Rick keeps looking at her for a while after her answer, before sighing and sitting back down. He motions for Nira to sit down beside him.
"Well, cut the formalities now. You're on my ship, and I'm no commander. You can relax a little more. Now, if you want to, I'd like to know how you got so injured in the first place."
"Your request is troubling. In regards to the formalities, I am unable to fully comply with your wishes. Again, I do not express discomfort as you suspect. If it eases you, you may think of my formalities as a personal desire of mine. However, I will, with my utmost ability, attempt to fulfill your demand. Furthermore... if it not too troublesome, I wish to continue standing." Nira gives another slight bow.
"In regards to my injuries, I acquired them as a consequence of the bridge collapsing, as you may or may not know. At the time, I was presently in the general proximity of the bridge, and during the collapse of the bridge, it seemed that the force of the impact demolished a large amount of buildings, causing the repelled debris to inflict my wounds."
"Fine, let's go with that answer for now. Even so, you shouldn't have recovered this fast. You're not exactly...human, are you?"
Rick opens his eyes after speaking and looks to Nira again.
"And what's it going to take to stop you from hiding information from me? I'm a really lax guy, and I don't really hate a lot of things, but secrets are something that I do despise."
"Judging from your appearance, I would presume you would be a human from the Solar system, or at least, perhaps a close variant of one. It is as you suspect; I am not a human such as yourself. I am a Scion of the Dualsis system."
Nira then spoke with faint sterrness in her tone. "And you claim that you despise secrets; yet you should hold some of your own. Your crew as well. I believe that perhaps there is something that specifically bothers you, that which you suspect due to your intuition, and you wish to confirm it. However, once again, I say that your suspicions are unfounded. There is no characteristic of mine that I am hiding that would hinder or impede your cause, nor will endanger you or your crew."
Yes, perhaps that was true. Considering the organization, surely the Imperatrix would merely dismiss her off as a missing or killed subject. Furthermore, she was intentionally discarded. They would not pursue her. There is no need to affirm the status of an abandoned subject. That circumstance would not jeopardize these people. Even if it did, she would take responsibility for it.
Richard buries his face in his hands in disappointment. This woman...is getting to be quite difficult. He decides to hold it off until later, and resigns with the answers she had provided thus far.
"Alright, fine. Yes, we all have secrets, but they won't be that way for long. I plan to keep everyone on the Infinity open, but I'm only doing so because I want everyone to come to trust each other, and as far as I know, it gets a little tough to trust someone who's hiding something, whether or not it ever comes back to bite them in the ass."
He stands up, brushes off the dirt from his pants and walks past Nira.
"You can start cooking whenever someone feels hungry. Take some tips from Teal if you like. She's really good."
As soon as he reaches the door, he receives a message on his earpiece. After listening to it, he smiles and looks back to Nira.
"And I hope you've got some fight in you. We've reached our destination. Atlantica, here we come!"
He exits from his room, leaving Nira and the still asleep Clover back, and heads for the cockpit. Yes, handling this next mission and the new recruit would be quite troublesome, but he kept smiling. For one of the many 'secrets' Richard Walken rarely divulges in is the fact that he loves the challenge in things. Whatever it may be, he always gets excited when the going gets tough.
And he had a feeling that 'deciphering' the mystery that is Nirakaleania ov Nephilim would be the greatest thrill yet.
Nira simply watches Rick as he leaves the room, with her expression remaining blank.
"That man is oddly persistent." Nira thought.
She casts a glance at the sleeping boy in the room. Rick had hinted at possibility of combat, so she felt concerned. Nira's instinctual understanding of battle has not yet waned in the slightest. Nira walks over to the boy, and lightly, but continually, taps him on the shoulder.
"It is best if you perhaps wake now, young boy."
She persists until she notices the boy showing signs of consciousness. Before the boy could wake, Nira had already left the room.