Hey everyone let's freestyle rap

Yeah I got bored this morning so here's a rap about Killzone 2. Of course hentai related raps in the future will be worth more points, this being fakku and all. If you guys need a place to freestyle and or completely geek out while doing so here ya go. And now without further ado. Here's my rap 'bout Killzone 2

My mags are stacked and taped
Ready to rape
Some ISA fool before he can drool
At the sheer magnificence of my old school
straight *ss kicking tools
Armor and helmet are strapped
My mask is wrapped
Red goggles are on and I'm storming in strong

Put down your bongs
Cause I'm ringing the gong
Say your hail Marys.
Cause the Helghast death march is going long.
You're gonna get bombed
Our will is just too damn strong

Go ahead, call me a Hig
It's gonna be your ass in the brig
Rotting in jail 'bout to be stuck like a pig
So come on get your gun
Killing you is gonna be fun

Search and destroy is just another ploy
To take your *ss out with joy
Just think of our bombs and toys
Dropping down to say ahoy.

I'm making *ss kicking an art, so I guess I should go on tour
Loving life as a another red eyed saboteur
I'm here to wreak havoc and f*ck your shit up
Knowing you weak *ss when you fail you're just gonna pass the buck
Complain about our rockets, complain about the 'nades
I just don't got time for your tirades
I'm too busy dropping' the hammer
And watching your side stagger
B*tch your just losing your swagger
while I sit and smirk like Mick Jagger

Vektans talk a big game but can they back it up?
While I'm busy racking up the kills
Showing off my skill while I stack the bills
Loving the thrills
While we eat your hopes like Bear Grylls

This is a blistkrieg
So you better just plead
for a desperate, last minute reprieve
Before i force yo *ss through a sieve
Out of the ruins of our cites we will rise again
Our bullets will fly again
Much to your chagrin
Cause this war's only just about to be begin.

well u know i had a bitch with big ass titis
man me and her we used to run through this city
she said she ran this city
she want me call her diddy
well look here
ma dont even call with me
and right now im fucking
so u know u sukin
in the big lex truk and
yeah bumba we bustin
dem nuts on hos
im losing control
big titis got me right bak on my floor
OH!
i wanted to fuck vivica fox
till she fucked with 50 now i dont want it
ha ha, aint i a hater or something?
but look here
bitches be sucking now laters or nothing
but in my pants is something
for you to get down and undo my buttons
bitch quit fronting
i know you love stunting 101
go ahead and gimme some one on one
yea

well I am sword fighting fool
who is no ones tool
I can kick your ass
right into the grass
and if you piss me off
then I will chop
wearing my amor and looken vicious
all the ladies love me cause I am magicly delicious
and if you start to laugh and start a haten
then I'll cut you so bad you'll be regraten
now I've said my piece and done my time
now I just got to finish and make a better rhyme

I get my cock out.
In front of this girl I knocked out.
I make sure to start the tape.
Because she's in for some rape.
I first put it on her lips.
First I start with the tip.
Goddamn the feels good.
My dick is stiff as a wood.
I slowly work my way down to her chest.
And put it in between with zest.
I slowly move.
Then accelerate ever faster.
Faster and faster I move.
I'm pretty sure I'm about to blast her.
Out flows my milk
Flowing down her face like silk.
I sure ain't finished.
This is only the beginning.
She's far from punished.
I'm gonna go until she's aching.

So it's 10 here and I'm cruising fakku
wishing there was a new double tayu
at least that always managed to make me smile
or curl up in a pile
while Shino made me laugh for a while

But now I'm sitting back clickin' through scans
oggling cans
Loving how much manga this sight has crammed
Just wish I had 3G so I could fit it into the palm of my hand
instead of eating up my RAM

But seriously to jacob and Raze
you all have my praise
Surrounding us with quality like we're in the golden days
Don't wanna sound like Old Snake but "hentai is changed"
So glad they are not deranged
to give us all this without cracked out billing games
And giving us our fix without hounding us for spare change

you're all idiots.

FAISE

You think we're stupid?
PERHAPS YOU'RE CUPID.
This shit is real.
I RAP BECAUSE I FEEL.
You seem uptight.
DID YOU HAVE A ROUGH NIGHT?
I like to fap.
Just cauzzzzzzz bruthhha


J, out.

lol, epic

You can't spell crap
WITHOUT RAP.

Peace out, dawgz.

Wow even the owners came to rap
Jacob and Nikon showed up to watch out backs
And cut us some slack
Glad to see rhyming isn't what they lack
jacob's rap so so full of win he should carry a sack
And sing it over his back

Just like Santa Claus
Droppin presents on us without just cause
shutting down poseurs with his rhymes just because
Reading the rhymes today almost needed gauze
Sides burstin' laughin' like I was hit with a rod
But seriously why do you have to prod
Calling us out like abored demi god

We're only having fun
spitting rhymes like machine guns
Or maybe just being lazy bums
Still better than sittin's round being glum
spamming insults on everyone

But by now I guess I'm just feeding the troll
Should [INSERT URL] And watched ya rick roll
But here I am rhyming from the sea of my soul
if you wanna step up and battle you're gonna get pwned
my rhymes like Hokuto Shinken leaving you kenshiowned
making your brain gorw, swell, and finally blow
So let's go
heaven or hell duel one
Let's rock mutha f*cka
cause we'll tear your rhymes up like toast and butter.
Until you finally fail and stutter

perhaps I am cupid... you're still dumb though.

Lol, this sounds fun but I don't have time to take a turn.
SORRY! =]

hey there's no rush
Noone's gonna tell you to hush
Unless it's waar which Jacob will soon crush
it's not like waitin is gonna make our panties bunch

This rappin threads supposed to be relaxin'
Not brain and time taxin'
It's not like the worlds problems we are waxin'
There's no caps to be blastin'

As for me I'm just whilin way the hours
wishing I had an army of maid robots for my chors
to wash the dishes and scrub the floors
So I wouldn't have to bore
myself with the house work galore

So here's the second day or rappin'
Surprised people still coming here instead of fappin'
or beer uncappin'
Instead their jaws are flappin'
Some of these are so silly you might need dilantin
for the seizure's you'll be havin
in this little cheesy slice of rapping heaven.

I used to be pretty good with freestyles. I used to get drunk, pop a few pills, throw on some old Dre and Snoop, and let it flow. I don't know if I still have it, it's been a while, but I'll see if I can come up with some of the illness.

:cry: so... so beautiful

So I guess it's just me
Currently the only one standing in this rapping spree
But hey it don't bother me
I'll still rhyme with glee
untill I have to break to pee

Wasting my time now cause I have jury duty tomorrow
Sittin round bored with a heap of sorrow
Someone's day I wish I could borrow
Or maybe just fake my death and hide in a wheel barrow
and sit back playing SF4 dodging Cammy's spiral arrow

Yesterday I read the new gunma
So good tore my expectations asunder
Had to sit in a blunder
makes me wonder
How many zeros are tacked on to Kisaragi's salary number