Hey everyone let's freestyle rap

Freestyle! Hipopopotamus! Freestyle, Hipopopotamus Style!

I'm Freestylin'! Just saying what comes into the top of my head! Like it's just, R-Random! R-R-Random!
Umm, Oooooh! Ooooh!
There's a picture of New York! There's a picture of New York! There's a big, fat, crazy picture of New York!
I'm just free- New York! Fre-Freestyling the- Picture of New York! Freestyling!
Sometimes When I freestyle, I loose confidence....

I uh...really struggling for a positive comment.

Looks like the Previous Rap made you speechless,
Are you taking a break from your freestyle preaches?
In a game like this, there's no time to slowdown
you started this game yourself, Weren't you looking for a throwdown?

I may be a white boy, But I spit Gangsta' Hymns
My rhymes are so sharp, they may cut off a limb
And no, I'm just typing random things to waste some time
Well I kinda am, But at least they rhyme

Y'know, I'm not really digging this whole "Freestyle" thing
Scrawny white kids like me should really just sing
Well, that's not just me, That's what stereo-types say
Now I'm gonna blow this joint and go watch me some anime.

FO' SHO!

Let me kick a freestyle for you right now:
SHRINK SHRINK
BLINKTEY BLINK
TRY TO MAKE ME THINK
MAKE ME WANA GO TO MY SINK AND VOMIT
THEN CLEAN IT UP WITH COMET
EARTH IS MY PLONET

i cut that coke so the price
down it go
PSYCH i aint got the coke
i got the poke
for the bitches with the big slope
in tha front of they chest
yea im trying to fuck a bitch like ALIENESS
from the outta space planet
thats where i be
cause i be fucking like i got a fucking victory
hanging in the lines yea thats the line thats drawn
when you try to fuck me over bitch im gone
trying to ride out in sumin big
on 24 inches
take a lil swig
from the flask
yea i got that shit in it
that vodka that sprite yea i got that shit in it

Imma try this (somewhat) seriously:
Yo they call me Midgar K
I just posted in a thread about Rapelay
And I've go some shit to say
This shit could take all day
So sit down and get yo food and drank
And Imma show you rappers how much you stank!

Imma muthafuckin' Lyrisologist
And I'm exploring yo Waifus like I'm a Biologist
When I'm done with you you gone need to see an Optometrist
Cuz' my lyrics hit you in a place fit only for a Proctologist

Just let the lyrics flow out my mouth, into your ear
This is the shit that you wanna hear
Like Chris Brown on Rhianna's face
Imma hit you hard to put you in your place
Your Mo' fucking eyes gone sting like mace
When you see by how much I won this Rap Race!

This a full blown Mothufuckin' freestyle
You know I'm the shit
So just get outta denial!

man that was sorta bold
tossing out those rhymes like bread with mold
Or maybe some cold rubbery dinner rolls
You call my raps are cold.
But I say "Let he without sin cast the first stone"
Didn't wanna fight but now it's you I'm gonna pwn
You just had to walk into my rhymin' killzone
by the end I'm gonna bake that *ss into a calzone
Your carcass stripped, tenderized and de-boned
While I'm sitting pretty up on my throne
picking through the desert scones
In victory I will be alone
for the seeds of your defeat you have just sown.

So let's go
And pull up the curtain for this show
You gonna come running like Iori or Kyo?
But in the end it doesn't matter
still gonna be serving your *ss on a platter
As just audience aside Look out for the artery splatter
Cause I'll be flipping your mind just like the mad hatter
it's just plain to get anywhere near me you're gonna need a ladder
Last chance to back out before I cook ya into some tempura batter
So I'll give ya some grace time to scatter

Oh Snap~ D:


Damn son, It looks like You turned this from a freestyle to a battle,
You better think of some quick rhymes, or I'll brand you like cattle
Starting a war, entering a fight you know you can win,
like one of my bad Manga, you'll get tossed in the bin (Man, That one was lame)

If you want to spit a quick lick, you better be wise crakin'
Or I'll rape you loli style, with me being Michael jackson
Walking into a man's territory of unknown proportions
I'll verbally rape you so hard, your vision will be filled with distortion
But this shit isn't Persona 3, This shit is real
Because in the videogame world, You can't feel your mind peel.

M-Dawg, Outtie.

man you even called your own rhymes lame
I bet your family you do shame
only one continue for you left in this game
It's like you covet the prize but can't work the crane

But right now you should be saving your quarters
cause at the end of this battle you'll be crossin the border
your raps swirling the drain like a floater
Old dusty and boring like Kurt Loder

Persona 3 was good but now it's time to put you to bed
Come and let's fight, take the evoker away from your head
why are you already sweatin and frettin while I just burning my dread?
Don't need to summon an arcana's heart to fight in my stead

I'm gonna go with 4 and reach out to the truth
In the studio forcastin you demise like a sayer with sooth
But I guess now you want some pudding to my proof
before I put you down like John wilks booth
And broadcast the news of your defeat with bluetooh

i cant rep

I LIKE TO ROLL BLUNTS
AND FUCK CUNTS
WITH MY DICK

YO

that last sentence in your rap shoulda went

WITH MY DICK
IN THIS BITCH

So here we're in the third page
of this free style rage
Can't put us in a cage
this is turning into a craze

no need to quit cause were still going strong
It's hail Mary time and now we're going long
Put down your bongs
cause I'm already here dropping these bombs
Of Lyrics and song

my battles over this morn
so I have some time to read some porn
But now there's no other rhymes to scorn
so I have to sit around forlorn
That the battle is over
but at least we've held back the posers
from crawling in from as far as Dover.

Imma give a try at this freestyle why?
I think it's cool and I am no fool.
This will be my test, no joking no jest.
I be duping yall now, get ready to be wowed,
G-money's up to bat, I'm off the welcoming mat.
Give my best regards to all those retards,
who're running away from this chance I say.

I would freestyle, BUT...
I see no need to feed this lyrical seed, don't plead
I'm just too busy browsing through the Nosebleeds
it's been a century, since you've changed those rhymes up from the penitentiary
it's a lyrical conspiracy!
so don't try it
sometimes I wish I was pirate
Did that rhyme?
Prime Time
ok
Time to put this rhyme back on the SHELF!
'cause I'm pretty much done..making...a fool of... myself.

expressing yourself is more then a right
its an instinct, a plight! and we do this with pride
when you have nothing to hide your true colors show
and honesty knows that its worth it in time
in this certain case im bringing the bass
though sublime rhymes like this are considered a crime
the rest of my story cant be told in a verse
all you need to know is that im perverse

So the noobs romping in trying to stir up a twister
With rhymes so rough the give the ears blisters
raps supposed to be lyrical not jagged tongue twisters
Sucking the life from my like a little sister

Brace up and make sure your minds not blankin'
Cause like a big daddy through your defenses I'll be breakin'
Roaring like I got a thirst to be slakin
slicing your rhymes up like bacon
Storming in quick like LEEROY JENKINS!
the victories I will be in rakin'
throphies I will be takin'
while I toss ya too the Kraken
Screaming like vegeta while my lyrical powers awaken.

I like how this thread is comin' along
The raps rollin in making me laugh like Honey Blonde
Springing up plentiful like Erina's giant milk bombs
Nutritious and delicious just serve with coleslaw
though the rhyme quality is like a see-saw
spinning roulette whenever they open their maw
gambles dropping from their craws
while some fearfully lock their jaws
like rhyming is against the law

Sitting here barking like Taiga
Serving out raps like white castle sliers
Command and conquering rhyme like a cavalry rider
words infectious like plague just call me a blighter
spreading the love while I sharpen my noob smiter

Waiting for some fun
or at least another with a guilt silver tongue
to sound the gong that the battle's begun
and there's verbal tapestry to be spun
fightin' with out second chances or refunds

YOU ARE GAY
AND SHOULD GO TO BOMBAY
WHILE I MAKE A TRE
AND GET MY PAY
AND THEN SAY HAY
TO ALL THE BITCHES

USING MY DICK

YO

BTW THIS RAP WASNT DIRECTED TO ANYONE LOL