Hey everyone let's freestyle rap

This rap stuff ain't hard
It's like mowing the yard
Simply bust out a rhyme
it should hardly take time

Yet still I confess
My raps are a mess
and if I miss my guess
I should try and rap less

still it's hard to be cool
Like you rhyme rapping fool

This still is an awesome way
To spend moments of my day

Now I'll finish this rap
Cause the times come to fap
(Hopefully not to a trap)
Aw screw it I'll just nap

Don't sweat it dude
Nobody's gonna cop a tude
get butthurt and rude
just cause some of your rhymes may have been crude.

It's supposed to be fun
not plagued by regulations and overrun
that would be just straight dumb

So just don't worry
raps mix up sweet like curry
so long as the message aint blurry
you can spit some rhymes with us in a hurry.

This ryhming's quite neat
One could call it a feat
to give words a certian beat

then set them astray
in their own special way
so many may
appreciate the day

Yo first off lazyasschillypepper I'm sorry I didn't understand
but that pic of the thread rising again was stone cold rad
It's back from the dead and rolling into a new fad
Sorry I every thought your assessment was bad

Oh yeah making words rhyme and roll
is a great challenge on your wit it takes it's toll
but after a bit you get on a roll
and you'd be surprised how many bombs you can control

To fall on your friends and make them stutter
sitting trying to come back with more rhymes as they spit and sputter
trying to dig another verse out of all the clutter
while your raps spread wide like sweet cream butter

And so ended my first night back
picking up the slack
unpacking the fuck and bringing it back
just gotta find my pimp hat

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So it's the morning after
and I'm fakku's here when it mattered
startin the day with a big hentai slather
it's the breakfast of champions and fuel for the fire
Recharging my rappin' desire
A happy troubadour without his lyre

So here we go
day two of this reborn thread has started the show
waiting for more people and more dough
so the raps can pour in less slow.

so it can slowly become as bold as before.
laying down rhymes with the elders and mods was a fun chore
riffing off each other tore up the day's bore
it's was pure fun to the core.

Now I'm all alone
Just resting my bones
and warbling these crones
sneaking in more raps like Al Capone.

In truth I'm waiting for Phil and Chilly
their efforts so sweet like cheese on a philly
even if a bit silly

HELO, PEEPS CALL ME UNCLE PHIL
I RUN FROM POLICE TILL IM TIRED
THEN I GET WIRED ON TO FAKKU
AND SAY FUCK YOU, TO THE HATERS

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Damn I'm bored
gotta put this restlessness to the sword
or at least strike a chord
and get back to updating myself more

Time ti take a break
thirst for rhyming that must me slaked
I'll have my own fun to make
while I shake this thread awake

Time to kick of the raps for today
coming from as far as pompei
Cause this is the only way
for more Fakkite rappers to make