Hey everyone let's freestyle rap

Relax and take notes
As I take tokes on the marijuana smoke
throw you in the choke gunsmoke gunsmoke
Shaozhao for mayor rap slayer hooker layer
mutha fucker say your prayers
Hail mary full of grace
smack you bitch in the face take a gucci bag and a north face
offa back, jab her if she acts funny with my money oh you got me mistaken honey....
I dont wanna rape ya, i just want the paper capiche I beat ya I'm out like the vapors
who's you baby boy mr. Macho the head honcho swift like Camacho I got yo
my style I should be down with the stylistics nake up and break up niggaz need to wake up

ok its Notorious B.I.G so sue me

I'm just wondering if a woman like on Palmas avatar, did rap

Fixed'

Times up, its time to pay up.
You can't start shit with fakku.
You don't know who you messin with do you?
We got this sum bitch called Jacob,
He gets us all the fucking shit we need up.
Always giving us our fix.
So we can get to work with our dicks.
Then we got this mother fucker named Nikon.
N-I-K-O-N, not the fucking camera.
He's the one who always stays behind scenes.
Hell, most of the time, he's not even in front of the computer screen.
Who the fuck knows what this dude does.
But he provides good shit that gives us a real good buzz.
Am I missing anybody? FUcK nO, cEpT fOr RaZe.
He's like a modern day genghis kahn.
No he ain't conquering shit, but he gives us a purple haze.
He translates because he's Raze the great.
We don't need no fucking explanation, he just does shit.
I would keep going, but I gotta split.

Through your perception I will slice
Grinnin' like Mack the Knife
While I'm hacking away your raps like Cloud Strife
livin' the high life
My skill shining bright
Listening to y'all gripe
while I once again swipe the lime light
Watching the Notoriously BIG blight
copy pasta is a nasty sight
Why can't people just muster the might
to stand and fight
Trustin' your instincts and sight
and let your rhymes shine through the night.

So here we go again
trolls comming in tryin' to offend.
but my doubt is not going to suspend.
The greatness of raps like illumi's being worth of my commend

"USING MY DICK?" seriously you just killed my smile
crap like that makes me beguiled
lazy trollin just fills my mouth with bile
but my spirit you can't rile
if you're trying to make someone mad you gotta walk a mile
Read up on your books and files
And learn how at least polish those steamin' piles

I don't know what you've been smoking.
But I want some of that shit.
You must be high as a kite.
cuz man, you sound like you took flight.
You like to roll a blunt?
Man, you sound like a mother fucking cunt.
Take a look around, you like a grunt.
Don't fuck around in fakku.
You think you the shit, good for you.
But this is my crib, who the fuck are you?
This is my home, your rent is overdue.
Get the fuck out or I'll get the cops to come and get you.
or do you want me to beat you with a piece of bamboo?
I'll leave it at this and I bid you adieu.

Allright Ikuze! let's go
rolling with the even flow
To separate the good bad and ugly like Jim crow
No time for minds to be slow
Even Jacob's putting rhymes for this show
So sit back, relax and let yourself go
just make sure your mind doesn't blow
dropping poseurs like death row
while the great ones shine with the midas glow

Fakku's all abuzz about conventions
signing up like they were getting a pension
before some new manga was mentioned
have to say honey apple was straight bitchin'
Though mad dividead's still cold twitchin'
finishing that stories I problem I wish I could be forgettin'

Oh well coulda been a less pleasant surprise
like first time I saw Mai-chan's daily life
wish I could rid my mind of those sights
Escape that mental plight.
and sleep well at night.

You kurwa all guys are pretty kurwa lame,
Remember the kurwa first choice in the kurwa Clannad game?
"Dub something kurwa over" was the correct kurwa way,
And kurwa then "Say something fitting" would kurwa be ok,
So kurwa you rap a few lines about your kurwa hood,
Feeling kurwa that it kurwa'll be good
But friends, kurwa do you remember how did it go?
Tomoya said "Tis stupid, forget it" yo.

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Kurwa is a polish word meaning 'whore'. I don't really understand it, but the Polish use it instead of a comma, or sometimes even more often, especialli in rap.

YO DAWG DONT B A PLAYA H8ER

not on these forums as much as i like
but what can be done? priorities first
life tends to go faster then a black man with nikes
you can try to keep up but its really a shame
but riddle me this; is inaction better?
to sit stationed like that with no purpose or strive
are you sure your alive?
check your pulse for that reason -
if you were to act as i asked you just now
your wang would be lonely and missing miss hand
so continue your fun and excitement for after
ill be nosing around with no reason to stand

hypocrisy might scorch the path of the dove
but theres a couple worse things that i can think of

uncle phil is just trying to fit in guys. LEAVE UNCLE PHIL GUY ALONE! lol

I AM UNCLE PHIL GUY
I LIKE TO FILL GUYS
WITH LEAD
USING MY MAC 11

PEW PEW PEW

see what i mean? hes like a poetry machine manufacturing mediocre poetry, im sure somebody here can appreciate that. i would appreciate a less objectifying uncle phil stare from now on though.

I like lollollol12
hes a pretty cool guy
he's smokin his blunts till the day he dies
though his raps my be wack
I don't want to... give him a smack?

I'm so glad uncle Phil decided to join FAKKU

Your mind blanks out
unable to shout
unable to see
you are revealed a world that's full ecstasy

Reach out to the world
out of your mind
endure the grueling grime
link to the air, the ground
you'll be amazed at what you'll find

Live on the edge
Fly High
Fly Hard
Find your way, not your crowd
and you won't ever be betrayed.

...uhm, yeah. That's pretty much it. I just thought it up as I went.

Mac 11? better keep that sh*t clean cause it's likely to jam
Rather use my bare hands
just some effort is all I demand.
steada' filling the pages with Uncle Phil spam
It's like the Emeril house band
No substance and just bland
I much prefer my good ol'M1 Garand
will fire even with clogged with sand
Put you up in the hero sights and let loose one bam
and laugh while they body falls to the earth with a slam

So how shall we celebrate the end of page 4?
Should I call up some whores
and have us all roll around in some kuwa galore?
light up a fire and make some s'mores?
or just relax and uncap some Coors
well it is Memorial Day weekend so we could go camping on the moors
Or at least some place without doors
or societies bores

I SAID MAC 11 NOT MAC 10, THERE IS A DIFFERENCE OMFG

PS: YOU TOTALLY DONT RHYME 50% OF THE TIME

There ya go changed it for you
Sorry for the miss quote or M.Q.
with so much verse I'm bound to miss a few
Luckily it wasn't a big slew
Hangin' round stinkin' up the place like Motley Crew
good thing you're smoking or a vessel you coulda blew

So I guess again I'm alone
might as well throw the thread a bone
and wait for another wind to blow
To push the curtain away and once again start the show
And put it on the road
and mesmerize each other with rhymes like hypnotoad
Don't mean to goad
sorry if I annoy just want to lighten the load
or at least crack the code
to the safe holding the the next rhyme payload

So what else is new oh yeah beat GTA 4
Last mission was a chore
but the ending didn't bore
couldn't concentrate on driving with Roman whining like a whore
patience and diligence I had to implore
But that game was cool to the core
Makes me want to play it even more
For 100% I still need alot more.
Just have to see what's in store

I LIKE FUCKING BITCHES
AND THEN TAKING THEIR RICHES
YO

guns are for punks who dont know true pride
they load up lead death but feel nothing inside
with each bullet freed its just justified more
even though you win you dont know the score

try speaking my language and put up your dukes
if needs be we settle this like juveniles
its when you believe that your less of a man
that youll kill an innocent out of denial

guns arent a tool to solve your disputes
its when things became dire they made their debut
but now that these weapons speak louder then words
it seems that more people prefer the absurd

dont solve your problems
just fill them with holes
no need for control
just pull to let go.