Hey everyone let's freestyle rap
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Obama is a mother fucker.
I wish I was a trucker.
When I'm high, I sound like Chris Tucker.
You look like a sucker
yo.
I like sprite.
I'm your shining knight.
I like my women tight.
Heave ho, with all of your might.
"Would you like fries with that?" "alright."
yo.
I like playing my guitar.
Some people think I'm bizarre.
I like lighting up a cuban cigar.
I like my mayonnaise in a jar.
My honda accord is a nice car.
I have a moon shaped scar.
yo.
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I had a pizza.
I had it with a cold beer.
Around 5 AM.
Do you know a man?
They call him the muffin man.
Lives on muffin lane.
Haiku's mother fucker. You know em!?
I wish I was a trucker.
When I'm high, I sound like Chris Tucker.
You look like a sucker
yo.
I like sprite.
I'm your shining knight.
I like my women tight.
Heave ho, with all of your might.
"Would you like fries with that?" "alright."
yo.
I like playing my guitar.
Some people think I'm bizarre.
I like lighting up a cuban cigar.
I like my mayonnaise in a jar.
My honda accord is a nice car.
I have a moon shaped scar.
yo.
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I had a pizza.
I had it with a cold beer.
Around 5 AM.
Do you know a man?
They call him the muffin man.
Lives on muffin lane.
Haiku's mother fucker. You know em!?
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(>'.')>¿;= wrote...
language is obscure actions dont need translators
and pictures speak words
that sounded MOAR like poetry then rap.......
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lazyasschillypepper wrote...
(>'.')>¿;= wrote...
language is obscure actions dont need translators
and pictures speak words
that sounded MOAR like poetry then rap.......
dont tell me what is
think more with your dick and jizz
time to get to biz
this is the more juvenile thing ive ever said on these forums...
num num num num num num num num bum rums
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I'm freestyle rapping
I don't even know what I'm saying
Wait there I'm gonna think
For words to connect and have a link
Yeah~!
You will see for yourself
The words I connected myself
It has some kind of meaning
That shows some kind of feeling
Then again I don't know what it means
Maybe it's time to spill the beans
Yeah~!
WTH Yeah~! XD
I don't even know what I'm saying
Wait there I'm gonna think
For words to connect and have a link
Yeah~!
You will see for yourself
The words I connected myself
It has some kind of meaning
That shows some kind of feeling
Then again I don't know what it means
Maybe it's time to spill the beans
Yeah~!
WTH Yeah~! XD
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Yo (>'.')>¿;= man I'm really sorry
meant to give you +plus rep but subtracted in folly
need to check my eye sight probly
if you want my single rep point you can slice
Don't worry I won't gripe
I'm just sad you were the victim of my accidental sleight
Sorry for the strife
but I wanted to bring my mistake into the light
I know it was lame
But I'm not opposed to batsu game
So what's first for me the whip or the cane
punishment is all really the same
Paying up for my racked up Infame
meant to give you +plus rep but subtracted in folly
need to check my eye sight probly
if you want my single rep point you can slice
Don't worry I won't gripe
I'm just sad you were the victim of my accidental sleight
Sorry for the strife
but I wanted to bring my mistake into the light
I know it was lame
But I'm not opposed to batsu game
So what's first for me the whip or the cane
punishment is all really the same
Paying up for my racked up Infame
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sall good kg thats thoughtful of you
we all make mistakes thats known to be true
you should inform jacob he'll make it all right
if you got it fixed then thatd be tight
you got some suave rhymes g
your keepin it real
never lacking appeal
the lime light you steal
we all make mistakes thats known to be true
you should inform jacob he'll make it all right
if you got it fixed then thatd be tight
you got some suave rhymes g
your keepin it real
never lacking appeal
the lime light you steal
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Yo man Jacob's been noted
Still sorry your rep got wrongfully demoted
And here I thought you'd be furious and I'd get rail-roaded
or there'd be guns toted
until myself was smoted
or burned in effigy with my words corroded
or have our freestylin haven loaded
with fights and squabbles it could a been bloated
But you took the high road and
And forgave me for my sins without a goad
So here we are at the end of page 5
Fakku rappers still goin strong no reason to cry
Hoping well still be here at 10 lettin the rhymes fly
Droppin raps sweet as pie
Still sorry your rep got wrongfully demoted
And here I thought you'd be furious and I'd get rail-roaded
or there'd be guns toted
until myself was smoted
or burned in effigy with my words corroded
or have our freestylin haven loaded
with fights and squabbles it could a been bloated
But you took the high road and
And forgave me for my sins without a goad
So here we are at the end of page 5
Fakku rappers still goin strong no reason to cry
Hoping well still be here at 10 lettin the rhymes fly
Droppin raps sweet as pie
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whoa there's a thread here for rap?
nice, nice.. now i can do sunthin else than fap.
well then, fakku is the best site for me
thats why im always online in the place to be.
fuck facebook fuck friendster,
here at fakku, 24hours you still got a boner.
everyday i check my mail for anything fakku.
haha, i know this place is for an otaku.
fuck i suck at rappin'
well then maybe i should continue my fappi'n.
break it down...
nice, nice.. now i can do sunthin else than fap.
well then, fakku is the best site for me
thats why im always online in the place to be.
fuck facebook fuck friendster,
here at fakku, 24hours you still got a boner.
everyday i check my mail for anything fakku.
haha, i know this place is for an otaku.
fuck i suck at rappin'
well then maybe i should continue my fappi'n.
break it down...
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nice try for your first im really impressed
it seems like your rapping is better then most
you just have to fill with fly words in your chest
and speak out like host at the illest of coasts
it tends to be fun when efforts applied
your really in no place to have that denied
just try it for fun people nobodies loss
the worst that can happened is that you get tossed.
haha
it seems like your rapping is better then most
you just have to fill with fly words in your chest
and speak out like host at the illest of coasts
it tends to be fun when efforts applied
your really in no place to have that denied
just try it for fun people nobodies loss
the worst that can happened is that you get tossed.
haha
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Hell yeah there's a place for rap
Gotta have somewhere for my rhymes to stack
unlike Horo I can't make a living on my back
It's always fun to break apart from the pack
So sit back rap and relax
I'm about to start so don't look back
cause these bombs I drop are falling fast of the rack
In prep for page 6 I saw we catch up on the recent critiques
Opinions and reviews blowing through like plastique
So passing judgement on what's good and what reeks.
cause it's good hentai that I seek
I liked Honey apple
The perky wolf made it fappable
sweet and pleasant like Snapple
Not much is wrong here.
coulda been a bit longer.
and the censor to my taste was a little stronger
But still for the next chapter I don't want to wait longer.
Gotta have somewhere for my rhymes to stack
unlike Horo I can't make a living on my back
It's always fun to break apart from the pack
So sit back rap and relax
I'm about to start so don't look back
cause these bombs I drop are falling fast of the rack
In prep for page 6 I saw we catch up on the recent critiques
Opinions and reviews blowing through like plastique
So passing judgement on what's good and what reeks.
cause it's good hentai that I seek
I liked Honey apple
The perky wolf made it fappable
sweet and pleasant like Snapple
Not much is wrong here.
coulda been a bit longer.
and the censor to my taste was a little stronger
But still for the next chapter I don't want to wait longer.
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Akishiro wrote...
You kurwa all guys are pretty kurwa lame,Remember the kurwa first choice in the kurwa Clannad game?
"Dub something kurwa over" was the correct kurwa way,
And kurwa then "Say something fitting" would kurwa be ok,
So kurwa you rap a few lines about your kurwa hood,
Feeling kurwa that it kurwa'll be good
But friends, kurwa do you remember how did it go?
Tomoya said "Tis stupid, forget it" yo.
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Kurwa is a polish word meaning 'whore'. I don't really understand it, but the Polish use it instead of a comma, or sometimes even more often, especialli in rap.
come to Czech Republic. We'll show you even more words like that, Polish are just a bunch of christianaian fanatics afraid of their aaalmighty gaaawd (lol no offense) 8)
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Hey don't mean to get critical
Or angry and emotional
But this place has been silent inexplicable
And that just ain't reasonable
It's just a little paradoxical
Don't mean to get all psychological
Or spit out and wax philosophical
Sorry my rhymes today are a little intellectual
I might seem a little ineffectual
But I have to flex my mental pectorals
Before some people come back and cause a spectacle
Droppin' bombs unpredictable
while this ship remains unsinkable.
Or angry and emotional
But this place has been silent inexplicable
And that just ain't reasonable
It's just a little paradoxical
Don't mean to get all psychological
Or spit out and wax philosophical
Sorry my rhymes today are a little intellectual
I might seem a little ineffectual
But I have to flex my mental pectorals
Before some people come back and cause a spectacle
Droppin' bombs unpredictable
while this ship remains unsinkable.
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Sailor Mars got the unthinkable
Of a tentacle straight up the unmentionable
Still find the Sailor Moon hentai a little questionable
But at least is readble
and bittorrent seedable
Making my cravings slightly feedable
Here we go again
Sitting here alone with my wheels in a spin
Tossing raps into the bin
Waiting for my rhyming kin
To come and bust out some win
But I guess it's not all bad
No reason to be sad
I have a chance to prepare so I'm glad
To come up with some better raps for this fad
Ones that will impress surpass and be rad.
Of a tentacle straight up the unmentionable
Still find the Sailor Moon hentai a little questionable
But at least is readble
and bittorrent seedable
Making my cravings slightly feedable
Here we go again
Sitting here alone with my wheels in a spin
Tossing raps into the bin
Waiting for my rhyming kin
To come and bust out some win
But I guess it's not all bad
No reason to be sad
I have a chance to prepare so I'm glad
To come up with some better raps for this fad
Ones that will impress surpass and be rad.
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hittin it up, i do it tight
throwin it down, goin through the ground
smokin it, 20 inch dubs, get it right
goin to town, gotta meet the browns
see it run, see it rip
watch it com, watch it lock lips
too quick, no shit
ill kick, big slip, flick it
put it on ice, no dice
i need this price, for this rice
i heard it, lookin ass nigga
i word this, punk ass wigga
no race, color blind to my mind
no case, i got the appeal in, feel in, right behind...
...gotta stop a minute
oh shit, dropped a glock, nothin shot with it
nothin worth while
some big birth, its wild
non intelligible, forgettable, regretable shit, done me right
gonna show you tonight, what can be a fight, foo
damn, im dry, got no more
heavy hitters, got nothin good anymore
symmaly, spill on me, hearin me, aint got nothin good in these
hits!
throwin it down, goin through the ground
smokin it, 20 inch dubs, get it right
goin to town, gotta meet the browns
see it run, see it rip
watch it com, watch it lock lips
too quick, no shit
ill kick, big slip, flick it
put it on ice, no dice
i need this price, for this rice
i heard it, lookin ass nigga
i word this, punk ass wigga
no race, color blind to my mind
no case, i got the appeal in, feel in, right behind...
...gotta stop a minute
oh shit, dropped a glock, nothin shot with it
nothin worth while
some big birth, its wild
non intelligible, forgettable, regretable shit, done me right
gonna show you tonight, what can be a fight, foo
damn, im dry, got no more
heavy hitters, got nothin good anymore
symmaly, spill on me, hearin me, aint got nothin good in these
hits!
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That's right I'm back bitch
After striking temporarily rich
And blowing all the six pence
on a new comp expense.
But hey it's all good
busting back up in this hood
up in fakku spitting fire like I should
I dropped out but but I told ya I'd be back when I could
So let's get this right
sit back relax while things get tight
bringing back the rhymes will be my delight
Some come on everyone let's mop up the blight
and join me in dropping some bombs tonight!
After striking temporarily rich
And blowing all the six pence
on a new comp expense.
But hey it's all good
busting back up in this hood
up in fakku spitting fire like I should
I dropped out but but I told ya I'd be back when I could
So let's get this right
sit back relax while things get tight
bringing back the rhymes will be my delight
Some come on everyone let's mop up the blight
and join me in dropping some bombs tonight!
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I fail to see your rap
Just an image with some hard content to fap
I was gone for a while
so maybe it's the new style
Or maybe it's just me your tryin to rile
But it's all good man just drop a few lines with yo next
I'm willing to take a little jest
As long as I got my Fuente in my fist
there's no cause to be pissed
Just an image with some hard content to fap
I was gone for a while
so maybe it's the new style
Or maybe it's just me your tryin to rile
But it's all good man just drop a few lines with yo next
I'm willing to take a little jest
As long as I got my Fuente in my fist
there's no cause to be pissed
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Yes uncle Phil is back
bustin out rhymes and cuttin the slack
been forward to hanging round with you and chewing the fat
happy to see you after I just got back
hadn't been around to rap
since my old computer fell on some rough tracks
And broke it's poor back
But now I'm back in with some gusto
puffing on the robusto
righting my raps with pizazz
and searching for old comrades.
bustin out rhymes and cuttin the slack
been forward to hanging round with you and chewing the fat
happy to see you after I just got back
hadn't been around to rap
since my old computer fell on some rough tracks
And broke it's poor back
But now I'm back in with some gusto
puffing on the robusto
righting my raps with pizazz
and searching for old comrades.