How do you ask a girl out?

yes, put on a magic show for the girl you like.


Just do it. Just ask her out after you've gotten to know her through idle conversation.

very Chuuesque of you.

Rape is bad...Fucking isn't.

I ask like this:

"Is it okay if i pretend that you are my girlfriend?"

And fuck weird, we become a couple that day...

And be persistent in asking because eventually you'll wear her down and she'll say "Fuck it, sure. Why not?"

Lol, but seriously, what alot of girls actually look for are looks at young ages. No matter how much of a jackass, or crazy person you are XD

fix'd

IMHO, the girls you've met seem very shallow...

Anyway, on to the topic. As a rule, I don't date complete strangers. I'm not sure, but I'd wager that it would be rather awkward. For my past girlfriends, I always knew them some way or another to a "friend" level before I asked them out, at which point a single "Are you free this (insert time) for (insert event)?" would suffice.

*Acceptable events: Breakfast, lunch, dinner, tea, movie, fun gala events, etc.

Go for the dumbasses if its your first girl your after, their easy to talk to XD

Yo bitch, let's bounce?

lmao :lol: that only worked for hookers and sluts

implying that you have asked hookers and sluts out?

well not me, but my friend did :roll:

was this friend also named gizmo?

wrong. and my friend's name is none of your business anyway :roll:

it was a joke, calm down.

somehow i already know you're gonna say that :D

CALM THE FUCK DOWN MAN! OMG!

HERES 400 BUCKS! Buy yourself a decent one!

umm...wow...

WHEN A GUY ASKS ME OUT-
so form a girl to a guy, here is what i like.
when a random guy walks u to me.
i like to watch for body language.
this will tell u a lot about want there true intent is.
i look for a slight studder when they talk.(which i think is very cute btw)
most of the time, i will not give a yes or no.
i'll just give them my name and and e-mail....maybe my phone #, but u ether haft t be very cute or something....

WHEN I ASk A GIRL OUT-(dont judge me, i like both)
the setting is very important.
try to ask when shes not around a group of friends.
most girls take grate pride in shooting a guy down when her friends are watching.
dont watch her like a stalker but keep an observant eye out for her.
book stores are a good place.
if she dose not like anime, dont try to bring up a manga to see if shes read it...u have a .005% chance after this.
try not to scare her.
don't rehearse what your going to say to her.
shes a living person, not a chat-bot on yahoo messenger and thus deserves to here what u have in your heart.
most of the time, asking out a random girl will not work, but letting them know that you would like to get to know them is never a bad thing.
if this is your first girl try not going for the one that looks like a great fuck.
try going for a girl that may have selfestame issues.
you might be able to help each other fell better about yourself.
form my past experience, i know that girl will fake an orgasm to save a relationship.
pleas dont fake a relationship just to have an orgasm.

OMFG WOOOOH! WOA THATS ALOT OF WORDS! SORRY! I"< DRUNK! YHRY MIGHT DELETE THIS COMMENT BUT OH WELL! SORRY!