How do you ask a girl out?

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Sorry, I'm sober now...

Back to topic, have you asked the girl yet? How'd it go?

Yoda speech you imitate.

i did, and hey guess what, i got a tit job, and the second day i moved to a another part of the city, literally, ......(the tit job i got is from her friend, who by my opinion is smokin hot)

and now...

life goes on

what, fuckoff.

Tell me what happened exactly; how did you nab the friend and why can't you continue shit? how far can she possibly be from you and why don't you have a car?

i'm serious, so it went like this, this is THE TRUTH(i wouldn't lie just to bluff, i'm an honest person), so i met this girl, Yu Jia(there were a bunch of girls) where i work as a assistant helper for grade school summer camp(and i hate kids, don't ask), found the job on 51.ca and got pretty close to them, then i just advanced to ask her out, she turned me down the first time by saying "i'm busy". and then three days later on friday, she said "how's today", then u'll now how it went, normal things on a date(a movie, a dinner, some chatting). lasted about 2 weeks or so, her house is pretty close to mine and i frequently visited her. Of course the job is still goin on though, and she "invited"(i think) this friend of hers(i think i called her Xiao Lin, well the name is lin, Xiao means little, it's like san or sama in japanese)(who is just, wow, unbelievable), and i wasn't gonna prepare to make a move, but hey, the new bitch is horny(what can u do), well, what i didn't expect is that she digs H-games(I'm FUCKING SERIOUS ON THIS) and asked me if i can get her some of them, so i stored Sexy Beach 3 in rar format on my USB(that's the only H-game i've got, not a fan of it) and went to her house(it's amazing how she easily told me where she lived). and u know we'were just chilling, having some random chatting about Yu, and H-games, and our school life and shits like that. So i made a first move by saying "say, u'ever done it"(don't blame me, she'was in this really suggestive clothing, and trust me i can feel my boner like a fucking rock), and she's like "yeah, with five guys, naw, i'm just kidding"(from then, i learned that women like to tease you before they get down to business), and then i actually try to evade the talk about sex and said i otta go( didn't know what i was thinking, blood rushing to my head probably, i'm pretty shy). And she insisted by saying "Wanna do it", and i paused for like 5 secs and go "sure", and then comes the disappointment "No way"(the tease again), but we ended up doin it anyways, she didn't want to put it "in" since i didn't have a condom(i don't bring a fucking condom with me all the time) and i didn't wanna go for anal, then i'm really fucked up about how to ask for a blowjob(u guys should really help me on that, should u be like "please blow me, please please please" or "bitch open up wide and suck on it") so i ended not asking for it, and she stroked me and i got a tit job(great pair of tits), which is not bad at all. then i give my phone number to her but then i moved(i don't own a car, i hate driving), from basically the Markham and McCowan intersection to Warden and McNicoll, which is pretty far, of course my phone number changed as well, never contacted Lin again, but i called Yu a few times, and exams period came and i had to study 24/7 in order to get in Waterloo. and i just decided to give up on it, take a break from this boygirl stuff, try something new(i picked up pingpong after). and gradually to the present, and that's the story of my love life(only once). i'm still a virgin(i should be) and i don't wanna change that fact anytime soon, life is still long, plenty of chances ahead and i decided not to get another girlfriend until i'm 21 when i'm matured enough for relationships. Whether u believe it or not is up to you, personally i think it's quite an unbelievable ride, maybe just my luck(i don't think i'm a looker at all), but if there is one thing i can say, is that tit jobs are better than you think they are.

i hope that helped, Waar

WHAT THE FUCK? like, you didn't want to chance asking her because she might get pissed off? or you simply didn't want to stick it in her ass? Depending on your answer I may or may not drive to where you live and punch you in the throat.

I do think your "I don't want a girlfriend until i mature" is a pretty dumb way to be, the only real way to mature for relationships is to have them... Don't close your eyes to the world of chicks, you don't have to rush out and fuck every girl you see I'm just saying you should keep your eyes open for a good one.

and i'm not sure what you think of me (not that it matters) but I wasn't interested because i wanted tips on how to get in a girls pants... i was more curious for your sake and the possibility of a good story.

My experience with blow jobs and girls has taught me that 98.77777779% of women hate the idea, they don't like our junk area as most of the time it can smell or be hairy, balls are pretty much the most offensive thing a guy has and girls hate the sight of them (let's be honest, they aren't pretty) and the "finished product" can be pretty offensive, esp if you don't warn her (fucking lol). I do see it as a natural progression in sex, after touching, comes groping, then comes hand jobs, then tit fucks, then blow jobs (btw you should be willing to return the favor of any of these). Had you been around the girl more often I can imagine it would have led to it. I think the only time i've had to ask I was pretty shy about it (might have helped) when I said "can you... do it with your mouth?"; needless to say it worked but i think it depends on the girl as well. It's possibly to skip steps that i've previously mentioned obviously... and this really does not apply to one night stands.

one more thing, HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW could you forget to bring a condom? I can understand not thinking you were going to get the chance to use one but... you should still ALWAYS BE PREPARED.

first, i simply didn't have enough courage to ask for the anal style, and i am scared of u driving to my place and punch me in my throat, that's just my nature, i'm still training to ask for a kiss(these things come by slowly, well, at least for me)

About the blowjob one, i think i can manage to even get into vagina before the mouth, it's too damn hard, like u said, chicks don't like hairy balls in their mouths.

for the maturity part, maybe u're right, i probably will gradually learn from relationships. But believe me man, it's hard to find a "good one", appearances can be very deceiving.

Thank you reminding me, i'm still pissed at myself for not having a condom just for that right of time. well, at least i learned from my mistakes now. though she was really hot, *Sobbing*

Yeah anal is one of the final things you don't normally ask for until sometime later in a relationship... most of the time. The answer was good enough, I would have been mad had she given you the option and you simply denied her.

Sometimes it's easier to get vag before a blow... the best advice I can give you is to keep your junk clean; wash it well, and trim (shaving is for pussies [pun]) you pubic hair.

Dating different girls will prepare you for the "right one", everything leads up to that relationship so get out there and start taking chances.

I have nothing but inner rage for your condom mistake; you don't deserve to reach vag for at least a year now... what the hell happened to natural selection, why are you not dead yet?

Congrats, but titjobs are crap compared to other things XD

Somebody buy me a keg pls, I'm getting pretty bored

i cant blame nate for not bringing a condom waar, its hard to plan ahead when the plan is spontaneous. im a hell of a shy guy with no sexual experience so i couldnt tell you the proper way to ask for something nate, id imagine just be blunt and considerate? if she doesnt want to dont force it on her and all that shit, the worse that can happen is its never brought up again and the possibilities for a positive answer are endless.

as much as i wanna give shit pushing a try i think couples and... fuck friends?(bad classification i know but i dont got nothin else) should *ahem* follow suit to make sure it isnt a disgusting adventure into shit city. she might want to douche her ass or you might want to wear a condom anyways, anal is very dirty business regardless of what hentai or porn has led you to believe... and i know that without experience.

Go with the flow?

better yet, dress like the fucking Pope, girls dig the pope hat!

The line I usually use is: "Hey, you gotta rockin pooter, wanna go halves on a kid?"

nice line, personally i'd go with "wow, its amazing how you have a factory inside of you to make more of you"

wear that red hot chili pepper-style sock only "casual wear"
and go classic with flower and chocolate.....
hey,at least i know someone who did that....
and got himself a smokin' hot gf in the end

+Compliment her but don't be like "nice eyes". Say something that stands out about her like, the unique sense of style she has.
+Ask her out to the movies [best place for beginners]
+If you're low on cash go to the park and plan a picnic for her
[If you want to be romantic plan the picnic at night]
[If you do it in the daytime make sure you have other things planned
before/after like an amusement park or etc]

has anyone here got any advice that would help an lad from england (i say this because it seems like most of you are form america)
because im gonna be straight with you all i have no balls what so ever to even look let alone talk to a girl

LMAO tahts funny as fuck

have you ever considered goin to psychiatrist?
no offense,but it could be some mental disease or some kind of phobia.
at least i know someone who had the same problem,go to psy and cured fully.
now he's a fulltime gangbanger.