so you wanna be EVIL

this is for those who have chosen to come over to the dark side.here you are free to share any evil thoughts you have had recently or at any time in your miserable pathetic lifes. in this place of evil you will not be judged for how discusting or freakishly disturbed you are.with that said i welcome you to evil chat :twisted:

I WANT TO KILL MY FAMILY EXCEPT FOR ONE OF MY COUSIN(which is also my girlfriend...)

my hunch sez that omnicide and GDSAkatsuki will show up here.

awesome

DAMN STRAIT!

And I don't "wanna" be evil, I AM!!!!!
I want to summon The Blind God and KICK START THE APPOCOLYPSE!!!
fuck this world inhabited by psychotic apes.

(Fakku excepted)

Edit: Thought I'd be more specific. (if you haven't heard of The Blind God, read the necronomicon)

evil words from an evil man i applaude you sir

Evil?
Ima kik sum puppies n fight some miggits.
Ima knock out my mailman if i get any bills then run over the nearest clown.
Ima chase down the closest icecream truck the torch it.
Ima sell crack n hentai to small children.
Ima trip old nuns n shoot at doctors.
Then ima continue to lie on this post about what ima gunno do thats evil
:twisted:

I don't need to be applauded, just doin' what I do.

i will burn this world to the ground and from the aches a new world will be born an EVIL world

the most evil thing i've heard today.

Hmmm. not really evil, more psychotic. Close, but not quite. Something more like setting every church, hospital, school, and SBCA on fire.

THATS evil.

i gave a bunch of orphins christmas presents,but when they opened the gifts what did they find? was it toys? was it candy? WRONG! it was the severed heads of their long lost parents!!!! muahahahahaha hows that for a slice of fried evil

Could've been better.

They wouldn't know their parents, so aside from the horror of finding a severed head in a box...nothing. Maybe if you used nerve gas or explosives, ooh, or maybe dead kittens, I would've been impressed.

u dont gotta be sadistic tah be EVIL... moohahaha :twisted:

continue:
Ima toss some grenades at retirment homes
Ima spit on the closest baby
Ima steel from a church charity and spend it on hookers
Ima shoot a policeman just for kiks
Ima assasinate every band with a guitarist :twisted:
Ima bring to life a unicorn just to stab it with its own horn
Ima go shoot kittins jus cause i got spare bullets
Ima crap down every chimney on xmas
Ima go beat on every blind person over the age of 50
Whats really evil is that these are all lies! :twisted:
muhahaha

nonono you see they knew their parents but after they "died" they had no close relatives they could go to so they had to live in an orphanige

Am I Evil?

Yes I Am!

good to have on the EVIL train

Ah, but you're lying about being evil, which makes it a white lie. Therefore not evil, not GOOD, but not evil.



Still you could've done better. Maybe Ebola or something. Anyway, not a bad attempt.

Heh, this is amusing. I haven't released my evil in a long time. You see, I don't really need to try anymore. There's already a seat in hell reserved for me, and it's not in any waiting line.

High-Five for fucking your cousin! NOT!!! Muahhahahahaha!

i dont really like using deadly diseases it takes too long. im more of a kill for the moment kind of guy but i dont restrain from taking advice anything to up my evil.however ive done worse things to children and dont even get me started on the erderly

eh well i said to be funny lol i dont want people to think im kikin puppies, fightin migits, stealin from churches, trippin nuns, killin unicorns, or spittin on babys... lol that just aint mii :wink: