so you wanna be EVIL

Whose with me when i say beatin on the elderly is like therapy?
anyone?

Who hasn't.....oh, yeah.....right. :evil:

Well, they're just suggestions. Just saying I've heard of better, but then again I could just be fucking with your head, but you don't know.
*laughs meniacally* :twisted:

i probably should have warned you. once you enter this room you go straight to hell when you die so you better enjoy whatever time you have left because the afterlife wont be pretty :twisted:

Now this is evil, good job. :twisted:

yes im sure we can all agree that was evil in its darkest form.frickin awesome

Maybe not it's darkest form, but a damn fine example of evil. Props.

haha you read that? yep true story

I can't remember exactly how I pulled it off but it was nevertheless completely awesome. He didn't speak to me for a week after he found out I was just fuckin with him lol

Just lurking a bit. Excellent work. I was a little iffy about you until I saw this.

very evil song

Here's a joke you'll all enjoy.


Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

A: I don't have a ferrari.

what about a ferrari with a trunk full of dead babies

That would only be like three or four. Depending on whether or not they're still in one peice. :twisted:

nope their choped into little baby pieces

Then you'd have to use chips to get them out. Besides I wouldn't soil a farrari in that way. I may be evil, but you gotta respect sexiness.

i would like to take a minute to discuss classic evil you know trying people to train tracks,hanging people upside down over shark tanks you know the classics

*yawns* Classic evil is mideval torture, putting people in ovens, etc. tying people to train tracks is just to get attention, shark tanks are too flashy.

Really I'm not gonna quit until you acknoledge me as your master. So far I believe I've proven my evilness....

mideval torture wassent considered evil so it dosent really qualify what i am reffering to is classic villany

I repeat *yawn*. Classic villainy is just silly for the most part. I'm talking about true evil here. Whether or not it was socially accepted is irrelevant.

If you just give in I'll let you rule half the world as my 2nd in command.

I remember watching a medieval torture show on history channel once. It started off with the classic torture of whipping and stretching the body. Progressed to throwing them in a rectangular box that was made just right so you couldn't lay down or sit up in it which broke your back, and then ended with pulling your arms out of your sockets and hanging you off the side of the castle into the moat and let you drown when high tide came in.

SEE? You can't tell me that's not evil.

Also, the romans would put prisoners in a bronze bull, light a fire underneath it, and roast the prisoner alive. They put reeds in the nostrils of the bull so it sounded like a real bull to make it a little more entertaining. In essence it was a human pressure cooker. Ouch.