so you wanna be EVIL

I went to the library... and ripped the last few pages out of random mystery novels!!!! YESSSSSSSS Feeel the EVILLE!!!!!! Satan ain't got nuthin on me!!

not very evil...

I will keep this going which is worse than anything anyone can do!!!!!!

somehow get rid of the internet forever.

nooo!!!!!don't!
that's too evil!!!!

.....i'll kill the guy that wants to get rid of internet forever :twisted:

i dont want to...ima just saying its evil xD

i want to kill all the girls whose boobs is bigger than 78(cm)B and cut their boobs,and put them in my trophy cabinet! :twisted:

i'm just envious,really....

That's kind of..scary.
Not really evil,..just creepy.


Anyway. Lol. -Nervous stare-
I'm bigger than that, and I wish I was smaller.
Small chests have a billion pluses, while having big boobs have..none. At least to me it doesn't.


But yeah, I think everyone has an evil side. They might not dream about blood and cutting bodies into pieces but they do have some bad thoughts in their minds~

sry...no intentions of creeping some girl out... :(
ironic,isn't it?
you want smaller boobs,while i always dreamed of havin bigger boobs... :(

weell anyway nice seeing other girl here.
i thought that it's all poles here. :D

i took candy from a baby...

.... is that evil enough???

:shock:

LOL!

I'd have to agree with Rayne on that last point.
At least I don't have to worry about hydrocortisone.

Lord and master my ass.

punch babies
rape nuns
throw dog shit at cars from high buildings so that it does more than just splatter when it hits
put slits in people's hoses
set off an electromagnetic bomb in a setting that will yield the best results

This idea is pretty fucking evil:
Break into people's houses when their not home and steal the batteries from their remotes and shit, saw the legs of their chairs so when they sit down the chairs break, loosen the tops to their salt shakers, spray piss on their furniture (not my own obviously, probably cat piss because anyone who owns a cat knows that cat piss is fucking nasty), hide really old fish and other shit that smells in their air conditioners, bleach their laundry so that it leaves really "cute" designs, run up their bills by turning on all their appliances and running any kind of faucets and turn their heaters up all the way, put plastic wrap under their toilet seats (next April Fool's Day or whenever you want to play a prank you have to try it, its fucking hilarious), pile things up in their doorways, and do whatever else I can think of that would piss them off when they come home.

I was once at a party at the holiday inn. This party was like humongous and we owned a whole section of the inn that night. Well I stumbled into what I thought was my room and took a dump, but while taking that dump I realized it wasn't mine. I then left the bathroom without flushing AND I turned the heatlamps on. MWAAHAHAHAHAHA

Also, I was hoping there would be more real life incidents reported in this thread =(

Ok here's a true story. At a pizza joint I used to work at me and a few buddies found out we were gonna get fired. So we hid anchovies in random places. From what I understand they didn't find them until several months later. :twisted:

dont make me end you :evil:

Thats not very evil, why don't you go into detail about how you would "end him"? Personally, I would tie them down, flay them, pour salt on them dip them in boiling water, and hang them up to die. :twisted:

too easy.i like to keep my victims guessing. nothing drives a person mad like knowing theyre going to die just not how or when.

Dude, I could kill you five times before you hit the ground. Don't fuck with the master. (I know I said I was going to sleep, but I just couldn't resist)