Well that hurt.

well once while i was gettin myself a lil tan on my house's seiling after i was done i fell 3 floors on concrete, on my back BOOM, because i like to climb things free style >:]. (I was 17 @the moment)

i dodn't get seriously injured but I felt like a tingly feeling on my whole body for like 2 hours XD
and also i shot myself on the foot with a beebee gun once, i wondered how it felt i was 12 back then

Once, at around 8 years of age, I was walking in circles, talking shit, trying to look smarter than I actually was
(Grown up talk and whatnot, not sex mind you), when I merrily stumbled on my own leg and my knee landed right in a crack on the ground(bullseye), managing to somehow, strip quite a large portion of my skin. Well, that hurt.
<_<;
Post edited to be more funny.
Totally missed the point there. That's what you get for not reading the first post... Lesson learned!

I managed to stab myself with a spring off a pizza roller today...

Sliced my hand open with a utility knife while I was trying to change the rusty and dull blade in the same utility knife.

Managing to break my upper arm bone in an X shape due to falling in an extremely unlucky way in my own flat. Earned me 1 week of staying in hospital followed by going to the hospital quite often to have them check if the plate they inserted moved etc. So people, never try to avoid other people while you are moving into a flat. You might just stumble and fall in the most retarded way breaking your arm at the edge of a wall while trying to avoid hitting your head.

A rather funny story: Friend of mine and me were preparing some chili, pepperoni and curry sauces for a grill party in the kitchen, when my friend had to leave for the toilette. When he came back, he walked not only in a very amusing way, but was also crying as if it was the saddest day of his life. Upon my inquiry I found out, that he needed to take a leak that urgently, that he didn't wash his hands beforehand and managed to grab his groin with all the spices on his hand.
Not only did it make for a superb laugh for myself, it is pretty much a lesson for life. Do not only wash your hands after you were on the toilette, also do so beforehand! :P

I slapped my fat friends fat legs and my hand hurt instead..Extreme recoil

Well in an effort an effort to spread some Christmas cheer with home made caramel candies this year I attempted to make caramel and subsequently burned my hand and several family members in stirring the concoction.

i try to do a back roll at my sport lesson and break my finger in the process..

During my high school days, I slipped while descending stairs and my butt landed HARD on the edge of a step... and since it was close to the edge, I fell again... and again... i think it was a total of four bumps on my ass... My ass hurt like hell for days, if not weeks.

One more was a complete accident. I was playing basketball (I'm a joke with that game) when a ball 'bounce up to my groin'... yeah well, I needed a break anyways.

I hit my head on the companys toilet door....
I opened it so fast that i started bleeding -.-

Now im carefull around toilets...

About 10... no make that 12 years ago I was cycling with a group (100 km/day for two weeks) and we were ascending a bitch of a hill in sweltering heat and once we reached to top it started to rain. I put on my helmet , my rain jacket and off we go down the road which happens to have a billion potholes in it.

I'm on a racing bike with a thin tyre, so I try to take it easy and avoid them. Meanwhile the asshole behind me keeps complaining - don't wobble around here! (Well in retrospect, thanks asshole! In light of what happened I wanna kick your ass...)

So finally either my patience - or my luck - ran out, and I entered a pothole. My bike comes to a dead stop, I'm still moving with my bike catapulting me onto the highway fence. (Oh shit...) Vaulting over the fence wasn't an option, since if the crash didn't kill me, the 100 meter fall into the chasm beyond would.

As my head smashed into it, I literally bit into that fence and got plastered all over it rigid aluminium splendor. Oh, I've also split my lips. Biggest wonder though I didn't break anything else. Though everyone else was freaked out as there was blood all over the place. (I wasn't freaked out, as the crash knocked me out). Had to spend a week in bed with stitches inside my mouth. Had to get my teeth fixed too.

Walk straight on those hard to see glass doors and hurt myself silly.

I stabbed myself with a spring off a pizza dough roller a couple of weeks ago...didn't hurt going in...but a few seconds after I pulled it out...

Almost the same, but i have got.. volleyballs, basketballs and footballs in the face alot of time, and still my glasses isn't broken... neither my face is

same here but theyre not only aimed at my face they even aimed at my best piece :(

Man, you were really lucky... I've heard of a few people who broke their skull that way - like, basket ball players who hit the concrete with their head as the fell down on the floor...

I fell out of bed once and bit a hole through my lower lip. I have a scar inside and outside.

I have some graphite embedded into my skin on my hand from a pencil sharpener accident.