Well that hurt.

I ran at almost full speed into a brick wall. Had to get 9 stiches on my head.

yeah i got some bad ones but my worse would be when i got my leg cought under a treadmill back in middle school that scar runs from like an inch under my knee to an inch above my ancle it hurt >.< and my gym spotting partner showed us why not to listen to an ipod while having a clutsy partner, i got my leg stuck and was like "HOLLY FUCK AHHHH" and she didnt hear a word id say it was harder getting my leg out then getting it in

Ahh.. that so totally hurts alot.. no doubt.

I tripped while doing an overhead and did a flip.
Got Falcon Punched for messing around in the locker room.
Got hit by a tennis related item. Its happened over 9000 times.

I tripped and fell while walking up the crowded school stairs and I ended up bringing down seven or so students with me

tripped during basketball once, sprained my ankle and then the ball bounced back up hitting me in the face and making my nose bleed. Hilarious! even for me lol

I broke a glass ball with my bare hands because I thought it was solid glass and needless to say, it wasnt. It hurt like a bitch.

I've had a really embarrassing moment that was painful.

I was trying to push a bank door in. Someone behind me said to pull. I pulled. Right into my face. My blond moment.

Was working part time being a construction crewman and it happened....

smashed a hole into a wall with a sledgehammer in order to clear the bathroom area...
and repercussions are that the wooden floor planks came down on me after i realized that the wall i just smashed down was the ONLY thing that kept that small section of upper floor thar.... got heavily bruised.... but no cuts....

I have another one!

Running into one of the school administrators and having the clipboard fall out of his hands and onto my nose...

This wasnt something that really seemed safe, but its a pretty funny story anyway =)

So i was at my friend Jack's gigantic pool party, and one of the hotter girls in our school thought it would be awesome if i jumped from his roof into the pool. (You all know where this is going!) So, i soon found myself 20 feet above his in ground pool and i was second guessing my decision. But i couldnt turn around and walk away or the 80 or so kids there would label me a pussy. I backed up for my running start, and right as i started running i slipped. I slid down his roof and fell off onto his diving board which subsequently bounced me 10 feet up in the air again and into the pool! Everyone there thought it was the coolest thing ever, but i fractured a bunch of ribs and wasnt able to do track that year because of it =P

I was playing cricket the other day..without mouth AND crotch guard...
i was too lazy..
first ball hit my teeth..
second ball hit my balls..

"immobilized" for the entire game.

I was playing soccer and my opponent kick the ball to my balls.

uhh.. i was buying a cup of noodle at a convenience store then... when i was about to turn around i bump into a girl then we fell then i accidentally bump my fore head to her.. XD



well it did hurt.. cuz.. i sprained my ankle

That seems like it was well worth it :P

If it was like an anime, you would have been punched into the sky :P

well it was an accident *i wish it wasnt* ehem... *grins*

Hrmm... I was probably in 4th or 5th grade when in P.E. we were ice skating. Because I was really bad in it and I didn't know how to brake, I managed to bump into my teacher and we both fell onto ice.

It was really painful for my butt and so shameful that it still haunts me after many years.

Once I wanted to shave my balls to my girlfriend, 'couse she said that it's kinda gross to lick something that hairy. Halfway I cut myself, it hurt like hell and I was bleeding pretty hard. Francly nothing vital got hurt, but I never ever want to have a blade so close to my balls...

LOL XD that was something...