Well that hurt.

I managed to miss the third and second to last steps going downstairs in my house. Twice. In the same week. I managed to land in the couch both times, though. I blame that on planetary allignment. (Recently, the last step in my house seems to vanish from my view every now and then when I'm descending)

A metal butter knife slipped out of my hand and managed to land on and cut the bit of skin between my big and second toes on my left foot. Seeing as how I had just woken up, I blame my fingers for not being awake.

In high school, one of those giant wooden flats that are used for walls during theater productions tipped over and smacked me in the back of the head backstage, which must have hit the sweet spot since I just shook it off. It was when we were cleaning out the storage for summer. As such, I blame the ghosts.

Door frames have a habit of moving on me when I'm not looking. Other than that, I'm not really clumsy.

i was trying to play basketball (<-- which i dnt know how) when i tried to shoot the ball it bounced back from the ring and hit my face T.T

Years ago I decided that it would be an awesome idea to use burning Lysol to remove my chest hair. I was wrong... it was awesome[size=10]2[/h].

Quite possibly the most epic chest hair removal solution.

One night me and friend was watching a scary movie, then the power went out. We freaked out and when the power came back on both of us were in bad shape,bleeding nose etc.

i super-glued my hand to my desk once! my teacher called me up to the board to do a math problem...i forgot about the glue, got up and ripped the skin off my fingers...

Daayum, that must've hurt.

it hurt Super bad! But i tried to keep my cool...than this girl blows my cover and scrams: "his hand is bleeding" and everyone freaks out...XDDDD

I flipped my kneecap while climbing a fence. I thought I broke my leg so I told my girlfriend to call an ambulance. luckily as she was explaining what happened my kneecap clicked back into place.

oh i got a better one than my other story. I was skateboarding at a construction site with some friends and when the workers came back they distracted me in midair and i fell and landed on some cement pipes and fractured my tibia. My friends dragged me in their car and drove me to the hopsital. I can't remember much but when i woke up my friend was yelling at me cause i broke his skateboard. XD
hard to explain that to your parents.

When I was younger I once slipped off the side walk and landed with my knee cap to the corner. Through some sort of mini miracle of injury the curb split my knee cap open. My leg was almost literally in two pieces, my bottom leg handing from the back of my knee. I still have a big wide scar from the stitches and this was years ago. I refer to it as the time the city dealt me a critical hit.

Oh god, at my middle school we had a fucking knee high juntion shaped like _-_ <-- that, so I go to step over it, and some bitch pushes me so she can walk by, and my foot catches the bar and the ground assaulted my knee cap. I couldn't walk right for three months, and I still have pains in the knee.


Good end: eventually had sex with said bitch.

I could think of some others. I have this concept, I don't know if it works, but if it does it could be the best idea ever thought of in the history of thinking. The basic idea is to somewhat loosely, stick yourself to a board or something. I guess you can use like some kind of wax, glue, or something. Then you strap yourself to it so that it can be lifted and turned upside down. When it's upside down, you release the straps, or whatever you used to secure yourself to the board. The likely result is that whatever you used to stick yourself to the board will give way all at once and you'll just drop. However, if you work it out properly, you'll kind of peel off slowly, and maybe even land on your feet or do a flip.

If you didn't get all that, you do a lot of complicated and stupid shit to tear out your chest hair. I call it gravity waxing.

That is one of the most painful cosmetic treatments I've ever heard of.

That might be true, but when shit like this is concerned, its not just about the chest hair, its about adventure.

I was skipping happily backwards and I decided to turn around so I could see where I was skipping to... I slammed into a marble column.
I was sitting on a garden bench and a basketball ball comes, out of nowhere, and hits me right in the face. The ball was kicked and not thrown as it should have been! Let's just say I had to stay in the bench for a few more minutes.
I let go of a swinging rope when it was the highest. Ouch...

I jumped on a dry ice bomb in an attempt to make it explode, and it worked fine.

The 3rd time, however, I nearly blew off my Achilles Tendon. I have a fare scar to prove it.

i fell into a glass container and it broke in my ass. :(

Its not healthy to have Co2 in your face...also not good for the health..