Well that hurt.

I got hit by a car when I was 12. I was riding my bike and a taxi hit me from the side. I landed on my hands and broke both wrists. I believe that was the most painful memory so far. I had casts on both arms for a month. And it was July, which made it worse because of the heat.

Oh damn casts in heat are never fun. And broken bones even less so. My apologies go out to you.

Ah I see, so you peoples thought I am an underaged boy. Oh well, I guess that's logical.
I understand it's different from one people to the other. So to clear that up, let's just say I (Or more precisely the child of my family) often obey my parents' choice of what I should and shouldn't do as most of the time it's in my (Our) best interest too. Except when it's regarding "certain" things where I want my freedom of course, pshaw.

back in high school i was running in the cafeteria, trying to reach my friend's table and slipped and action slide to the area where used plates, utensils and etc were placed, stopped when my legs went under the thing and hit the wall. Suffice to say, the entire cafeteria was laughing >_<



fixed, and should have destroyed his phone ^___^

No worries it was a small understanding.

I was riding my bike on the highway...and suddenly a lorry in front of me dropped like, 8 wooden logs on the road. I tried to evade them, but I didn't manage to evade the last one...and the rims were bent. Since I was riding at 120kph then, i lost control of the bike and crashed down.

Damn it. I should have memorized the lorry's number.

Opening the cap of the shampoo in the shower, only to get squirted in the eye. That stuff stings, you know!

Im sorry it could be that im half asleep. but i laughed a bit after i read that...


i was showing off to my friends on call of duty 4 and i threw my wireless controller and smacked myself in the forehead really hard...

I've walked into my bedroom door's doorknob multiple times.

Since it just happened this very day, might as well share about it. After school's dismissed I took my usual route to the parking lot. What different is, the gate is locked. Being too lazy to circle around I choose to climb the fence around that gate. Everything's fine until I slipped when trying to jump down. I want to shout "damn gravity" for a moment there.

lol sometimes i'll just wake up with a few bruises or cuts or scrapes on me that a somehow managed to get in my sleep.

Whoa. Do you sleep alone? If not, maybe you can blame the other person. If you do sleep alone, maybe you need to see a doctor 'cause that means you ain't getting a proper quality sleep (Contrary to how you might feel).

naw it's probably just the wall beside my bed.i tend not to question my sleeping habits since i once woke up from a nap in the dynamic entry pose from naruto...and that was a normal day

If that is so then. I just hope you don't start making kamen rider henshin pose on your sleep, ha.

I know what you mean


I do it now sometimes too

seconded.... happend several times to me as well >_> sometimes even during work.

omg, this is a thread for me lol. I have stories to share =3

First, a friend of mine was playing a basketball game at the christmas activity day we had at our high school in our graduating year. he managed to break both wrists and do a back flip trying to dunk the ball.

same guy, on the last day of school, got crushed between my (parked) car and this idiot's car. walked funny for a while.

A few years ago, while I was drunk I decided to try to jump over a cement block thing in a gas station parking lot, and landed on my knee. I tried getting up a few times before falling again. I later gave up and crawled my way to the door so i could go buy some chips (nothing was going to stop me bwahaha).when we left the gas station, i was able to walk again, but i was massively limping. I decided we should race back to my friend's place. woke up the next day screaming and I still sometimes have problems with that knee.

once, me and my brother were doing this CTF thing with airsoft guns in the woods. He stole the flag and was running down hill, and i was trying to reload my shotgun as I was running after him. usually, when running downhill, you hold yourself back a little no? I didn't. he dropped the flag and turned, matrix-style, aiming his sidearm at my face. so i turned, slammed into a tree with my shoulder, spun like mad, and barrel-rolled for a bit. the blow whipped my shotgun out of my hand. That same game, a BB shattered in my face and cut up my chin. no scar though.

Oh, and I regularly run into door frames. I also randomly lose my balance and face plant. and twist my ankle just standing there.