Well that hurt.
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When I'm playing Badminton, I accidentally hit the back of my head because I'm too concentrated XD
And it's made from steel...
And it's made from steel...
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I forgot to make mention of the time when during a cleaning of it my friend turned around and accidentally whacked me upside the head with a sword. It bled alot. But I got to milk the guilt to get free food and stuff for a while.
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I think the stupidest/most painful thing I did to myself was falling out of the top of a tree while jumping across branches. I jumped to one branch that was too thin to hold my weight XD.
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ThorW wrote...
I think the stupidest/most painful thing I did to myself was falling out of the top of a tree while jumping across branches. I jumped to one branch that was too thin to hold my weight XD.
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i was out biking with a friend of mine, going to hang out with another friend, when i turned to say something to my friend like "oh you'll see", then BAM! i slammed into a mailbox, basically destroying it as i flew about 15 feet forward in the air and smashed face first into the ground.
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On the street i once saw a friend of mine and decided to run over to her, thing is i was running straight past some bushes and on my forward right was a road, first a bicycle comes out and intercepts me at full speed, making me flip through the air but then i ALSO landed on a car which was coming out as well, i landed on the wind screen, damaging it beyond repair.
I wasn´t done yet though, as the car was speeding i got thrown over the hood of the car, smacked my face right into the trunk (Truly left quite the impression) and then made about 20 rolls (Of course not actually 20, but you get the picture) in mid air before landing on a leg, twisting it, landing on my finger, making it snap back and then FINNALY landing on my face. Weirdly enough, nothing was really broken.
Stupid thing was that i twisted my leg so badly that i had to use my dads emergency support stick (Those things you use when you break a leg) for about 2 weeks, and even then i limped like hell.
Lucky thing is i did get a mars from my friend as payment for the awesome lolz.
I wasn´t done yet though, as the car was speeding i got thrown over the hood of the car, smacked my face right into the trunk (Truly left quite the impression) and then made about 20 rolls (Of course not actually 20, but you get the picture) in mid air before landing on a leg, twisting it, landing on my finger, making it snap back and then FINNALY landing on my face. Weirdly enough, nothing was really broken.
Stupid thing was that i twisted my leg so badly that i had to use my dads emergency support stick (Those things you use when you break a leg) for about 2 weeks, and even then i limped like hell.
Lucky thing is i did get a mars from my friend as payment for the awesome lolz.
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Blackraider78 wrote...
On the street i once saw a friend of mine and decided to run over to her, thing is i was running straight past bushes and on my forward right was a road, first a bicycle comes out and intercepts me at full speed, making me flip through the air but then i ALSO landed on a care which was coming out as well, i landed on the wind screen, damaging it beyond repair.I wasn´t done yet though, as the car was speeding i got thrown over the hood of the car, smacked my face right into the trunk (Truly left quite the impression) and then made about 20 rolls in mid air before landing on a leg, twisting it, landing on my finger, making it snap back and then FINNALY landing on my face. Weirdly enough, nothing was really broken.
Stupid thing was that i twisted my leg so badly that i had to use my dads emergency support stick (Those things you use when you break a leg) for about 2 weeks, and even then i limped like hell.
Lucky thing is i did get a mars from my friend as payment for the awesome lolz.
I'm amazed that you even survived that. Let alone with nothing broken.
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My friend WAS playing then all in a sudden he slip his hand N hit my.(i dun think i wanna to explain it anymore)
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Blackraider78 wrote...
On the street i once saw a friend of mine and decided to run over to her, thing is i was running straight past bushes and on my forward right was a road, first a bicycle comes out and intercepts me at full speed, making me flip through the air but then i ALSO landed on a care which was coming out as well, i landed on the wind screen, damaging it beyond repair.I wasn´t done yet though, as the car was speeding i got thrown over the hood of the car, smacked my face right into the trunk (Truly left quite the impression) and then made about 20 rolls in mid air before landing on a leg, twisting it, landing on my finger, making it snap back and then FINNALY landing on my face. Weirdly enough, nothing was really broken.
Stupid thing was that i twisted my leg so badly that i had to use my dads emergency support stick (Those things you use when you break a leg) for about 2 weeks, and even then i limped like hell.
Lucky thing is i did get a mars from my friend as payment for the awesome lolz.
Wow, that sounds like something that should be on fmylife.
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I dont know if this is supposed to be about my pain ... if so I have none and I never regret my actions ....
The thing that hurts me even a bit I suppose is the fact of human insolence .... now instead of selling milk they have milk machines ....instead of building houses they build sports arenas and shopping centers .... instead of having fun with the only days in life they have and might remember after death and rebirth circle they waist there time listening to idiots that are above them ... start living for gods sake if your meant to exist have fun ... as if god created Adam and Eve and went "now no sex or your out of here" of course he went "Go ahead have fun" and "I'm outa here"
For all that is secret stop sucking up to fools who get cash by fucking you ... get a life and show them what your made of ....
The thing that hurts me even a bit I suppose is the fact of human insolence .... now instead of selling milk they have milk machines ....instead of building houses they build sports arenas and shopping centers .... instead of having fun with the only days in life they have and might remember after death and rebirth circle they waist there time listening to idiots that are above them ... start living for gods sake if your meant to exist have fun ... as if god created Adam and Eve and went "now no sex or your out of here" of course he went "Go ahead have fun" and "I'm outa here"
For all that is secret stop sucking up to fools who get cash by fucking you ... get a life and show them what your made of ....
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AlexanderTF wrote...
I dont know if this is supposed to be about my pain ... if so I have none and I never regret my actions ....The thing that hurts me even a bit I suppose is the fact of human insolence .... now instead of selling milk they have milk machines ....instead of building houses they build sports arenas and shopping centers .... instead of having fun with the only days in life they have and might remember after death and rebirth circle they waist there time listening to idiots that are above them ... start living for gods sake if your meant to exist have fun ... as if god created Adam and Eve and went "now no sex or your out of here" of course he went "Go ahead have fun" and "I'm outa here"
For all that is secret stop sucking up to fools who get cash by fucking you ... get a life and show them what your made of ....
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opening a bottle of wine once i pulled the cork out and punced myself in the nose from the re-coil (or wat ever you call it)
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elfen lied wrote...
opening a bottle of wine once i pulled the cork out and punced myself in the nose from the re-coil (or wat ever you call it)Damn and usually wine's a celebratory treat.
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Spoiler:
I know, docters said that by my description it was a miracle i didn't get at least a concussion >.>
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A truck once almost run over my toe once. I wasn't paying attention enough to back out of the way when my dad's wife came up the hit and before I know it the truck was starting to creep over the bones of my big toe. It was an awkward story to tell my father when he asked why my boots were a bit scratched up. Ah awkward family memories...
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KG989 wrote...
A truck once almost run over my toe once. I wasn't paying attention enough to back out of the way when my dad's wife came up the hit and before I know it the truck was starting to creep over the bones of my big toe. It was an awkward story to tell my father when he asked why my boots were a bit scratched up. Ah awkward family memories...Ouch. >.< That HAD to hurt.
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Zeph=3 wrote...
KG989 wrote...
A truck once almost run over my toe once. I wasn't paying attention enough to back out of the way when my dad's wife came up the hit and before I know it the truck was starting to creep over the bones of my big toe. It was an awkward story to tell my father when he asked why my boots were a bit scratched up. Ah awkward family memories...Ouch. >.< That HAD to hurt.
Oh yeah you betcha, almost as bad as when I tore my big toe nail off by accidentally kicking a brick (different story). But nothing was injured and I just had a jammed toe for a while afterward.