Well that hurt.

Most of mine are from car crashes.

First one was when I was 14 I ran into the back of an XF falcon sedan with my bike. went arse of tit and kissed the tar with my forehead. No helmet so I ended up in hospital for a couple of hours.

Second one I flipped my car outside my Marine Biology teachers house. Got my leg trapped for a few minutes. How I freed it hurt like hell.

Third one I slammed into a tree sideways while doing 80kmh (50mph) on a dirt road. Head bounced off the door glass.

When I was in 2nd grade I was playing tag in the cafeteria during latchkey (a morning thing I had to go to because my parents went to work earlier than they could take me to school).

All the tables in the cafeteria were layed out/unfolded.

I was it, so I was chasing after my friend, but I soon realized that his windbreaker was lying on the ground. I slipped on it and hit my nose directly on the corner of one of the tables.

I was knocked out for about 40 seconds according to the guardian and had bleed about 1/2 to 1 pint of blood out of my nose.


This was also how I got into the Resident Evil series because afterwards my dad picked me up and brought me to a rental store to make me feel better and I got Resident Evil 2.

That game still scares the shit out of me.

Last time I attempted A backflip, I over rotated and landed on my neck. THAT fukken killed.

Also, one of my friends was chasin' me and in my escape, I rolled my ankle and and fell over. It still hurts sometimes since it happen only like two months ago.

one year in gym while playing tennis i hit the ball to my friend who wasn't paying attention and *BAM* right between the legs, heh heh heh ... but then later there was a bee flying around my head and i hit myself with the tennis racket.

I'v played tennis since second grade, so any and all injuries that could possibly be sustained from this game i have likely inflicted and/or been the victim of.

Funny-ish story;
When my family owned a pool my brother and i started playing a sort of frisbee game by throwing this plastic disc and skimming it over the water to each other. After a while of it bumping into the pool walls, pieces chipped off and it became really really sharp. I threw it a little more accurately than intended at my brother and he now has a scar just above his lip from where the stitches were.

I was playing a swing with my cousin and because we were swinging at such speed that I propelled all the way out and crash landed on the ground. Had a bit of nosebleed but yea that was painful. That was when I was 5 or 6

Fell down concrete stairs when I was little. Still have scars.

Go Ducks!

When I was in sixth grade and playing baseball in PE. I was assigned the outfield position. Since not many people in my class were very large individuals not many balls headed out into the outfield. Thus letting me spend long tracks of time during our baseball days doing absolutely nothing.

One day was different however. My friend David got up to the plate and put some bat behind the ball. The ball went screaming into the outfield as everyone stood dumbfounded. It was coming towards me so I dove for it. Bad News: I landed wrong and my pinky caught the ground and bent so far back I could feel the back of my hand. Good News: I caught the ball for an easy out.

i bellyfloped from a 2 story tree fort some one threw a rock and hit me in the head

>:O

owwwwwwww.........


Another story....


The day after I got my braces off in 8th grade... I rode my bike around a new neighborhood and was kind of swerving around since there were no cars on the road.

It had rained recently so there as still a bit of water collected at the sides of the road. Well, my rear tire hydroplaned and I slipped off and hit my face directly into the road...

I chipped 2 teeth and killed one. The one I killed was not chipped, but actually between the two that were chipped.

say the ones are two front teeth. The bold ones are the ones that got chipped and the underlined one is the one that got killed.

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Ha. So much for braces.

I got a sword stuck in a box, tried to pull it up throught the cardboard, hit myself in the head with the blade side. Ouch.

Uhh I accidently cut my hand a little drunk last night.

I woke up this morning with a large cut on my leg. No idea how it got there.

That happens to me ALL the time.

No idea how it gets there....

I was towel drying my hair and pulled a muscle once...T.T

surprising bruises on your body are like coffee in the morning.
with, you think you should do without
without, the day feels wrong.

I was masturbating in bed once, and I was so into it, when i, ehem.. "achieved enlightenment" I tensed up so hard I got a charlie horse in my left leg, and continued to tense to the point that the charlie horse.. Undid? itself. I finished and was confused as fuck.

tl:dr jerked, charlie horse, lulz.

A few years ago I was leaning back in my bedroom and put my arms behind my head to use my hands as a pillow against the pile of clothes that I was leaning against. All a sudden one of my friend started shouting "Holy shit! you have a fucking hole in your arm!". Sure enough, there was a fairly deep wound in the back of my arm, right above the left side of my elbow.

The scary thing is, it must have happened one or two weeks before my friend noticed, and I felt absolutely no pain the whole time, and I have no idea what happened. The only conclusion that I could ever come up with is that I must have rolled over on to a pencil while I was sleeping.

I sure felt it when I cleaned it with peroxide though...

How in the fuck did you not notice it a few weeks before hand?! Are you a descendant of Achilles? I'm reminded of the time my grandfather complained for 3 days about his knee aching slightly. Only to pull a 3 inch long sewing needle out of his knee cap on the end of the 3rd day.