Well that hurt.

Ah okay I understand now. Yeah baseballs hurt when they hit your head. I've once been hit in the face with an oak plank before too. Now that hurt!

Something that happened to me a few years ago: I was helping my grandfather load up bales of hay onto a trailer that was about 30 foot long. We had gotten it about halfway loaded. Then my one of my feet slipped into a gap between two bales of hay, I barrel-rolled all the way down to the bed of the trailer and it ended with me slamming my head into a solid wood plank which hurt like hell at the time. By the way, to give you an idea of how far down I rolled, a bale of hay is about 3 foot long and 1 & 1/2 foot tall and we had it stacked about 7 bales high so about 10 & 1/2 feet.

Yes I live out in the country and am probably what most people would call a country hick.

long ago, when i was learning chinese martial art, me and a friend was practicing on close quarter sparring, in a friendly way. she was to attack while i was to block or dodge. then, when she uses a upper kick (that is to kick people in the balls). i successfully block it, but didn't stop her shoe from slamming me in the balls. i was immobilize for 10 minute for the out of this world painful sensation.

i'll never forget that time and the pain, but she was pretty girl so i think OK.

I spartan kicked a door, but it only opened half way cus of the hinges so i got smacked in the face + it had grated metal on it

Well that story was Epic.

My balls were grabbed once by a middle schooler. He was a guy. We were wrestling and grabbed my balls on purpose. I was VIOLATED in SHAME.

The only humorous testicle trauma story I have is from the Oregon Country Fair. I was walking around the pathways chatting up a girl I met there and looking for a place to sit partially cause my legs were tired and partially because the pants I was wearing at the time were a size too small and very uncomfortable. So when I find a bench I immediately sit down while the girl stands in front of me for a moment finishing off a story that she was in the process of telling me as we were walking. As I looked around the bench to make sure the rest was clear for her, she chose to plop down on my lap as part of the story and well to sit in my lap for a moment. Only problem with this is. The combination of not paying attention and horribly fitting pants caused her to sit directly on one of my balls. Never before have I felt such pain below the belt as she just sat and occasionally bounced or shifted more of her weight on and off of it. However being that she was a petite frail girl and the ground was littered with various semi sharp-sharp objects I couldn't bring myself to act on my reflex to push her off whilst simultaneously crying in agony. So I sat there for a few minutes trying to mask my pain until she slipped off my lap and onto the bend beside me.

At that point I slumped over and lay on my side of the seat in the fetal position holding my crotch and quietly sobbing. She freaked out thinking she offended me somehow. I gently reassured her that she did not offend me but rather viciously attacked my ball unwittingly. The nice thing was is she was very apologetic. Sitting there patting my back and offering to go get ice. The people walking by the bench staring at me however were less than courteous.

I inadvertently hurt myself all the time, just because I work in food service and am probably somewhat clumsy.

Got mad at someone once in gym class so I went to throw a basketball at them, but they dodged, it hit the wall and bounced back only to hit me square on the head. Luckily since it was such a stupid, embarrassing act I never got in trouble. Good thing. Gym coach was a hardass. I would have never heard the end of it. XD

i ran full speed into a wall XD fker still owes 50 bucks for doing it to

I fell off a scooter while going down a hill.
Still got the scar from rolling numerous times downhill.

I feel in the bathtub and broke my arm when I was a lot younger...

I slipped on a diving board, landing on my ass/back, then proceeded to slowly bounce/roll off off the diving board, falling off at an awkward angle, and landing painfully on my side. Epic fail =(

In an effort to impress a lady friend I tried to do an impossible trick on a snowboard. The way I had it planed out was I would gain speed going down a hill and rocket off a ramp, then proceed with a 540 degree turn while doing a tail grab. Unfortunately I never gained enough speed, so instead of flying through the air I instead promptly fell off the ramp and land landed in the snow head first.

The funny part is where I landed was right in front of the ramp - where nobody skis or snowboards. So there was really soft snow. Since I landed upside down, I was stuck with my head in the snow and my legs in the air.

My head wasn't hurt that bad, but my pride was.

You know about that bit in cartoons where you step on a rake and it hits you in the face?

Yah, that actually happend to me infront of a nice large group of people.

When I was a little kid, I ran into some punching bags at the sports store trying to go under them. I remember the laughter that day through tears. Everyone saw me.

Same here. Not very fun.

This happened 2 days ago, I was playing marco Polo in a pool with my friends and my jackass of a friend went off the pool and said "Polo" i ran into the wall and got a nosebleed

I had something like this happen back in High School. I was walking down the hallway with my friend (I was a bit too close to the wall, I guess,) and out of nowhere the office door SLAMS open and smacks me in the face. I fell back, holding my nose in pain and uttering obscenities a bit too loud.

An old woman came out 2 seconds later, apologizing for a few seconds before walking off like nothing happened.

Stepped on a lego piece.

Only the experienced knows the pain.