Well that hurt.

hahah nicely done for your second post!

A Huge of Piled of Books Fall on me
While i was Trying to Grab a Comic
then after That i saw Some Porn
and I got Scold Same To My Father for Hiding it there
i was 5 Years old Back then

I've thought about taping myself while i sleep to try and figure out the mystery injuries come from XD

Two days ago i had some friends over, so got them all some snacks, 2 "arms" full.
Thing is, i had to go up a staircase, with narrow stairs... It was hell.
Halfway through some nuts dropped, being the idiot that i am, i tried to grab them, i twisted around on my foot, and slowly began to realize that that was air that was slamming into my face, i fell forward in an almost epic drama pose, dropping everything.
I covered my head with my arms and slammed straight into the floor and all the stuff i got, including two bottle's of cola, they both blew and sprayed >.>

Ironically, i ended op falling on the nuts with my... Well, nuts, and not 15 cm's away was a rather painfull edge on the stairs, abit less lucky and i would've raked me leg open >.>

My friends heard the drop and came running, when they same me there they bursted out into laughter, one of them almost fell off the staircase when he lost balance to xD

Conclusion? I am stupid.

I hit myself pretty often during tennis, on the shin, elbow, head, back, just not my crotch.

Awww, why'd this topic die? It's full of awesome lolz!

Let's see, 3 days ago i thought it would be funny to get on my bike and race down an icy hill.

Never gonna do that again >.>

My bike slid straight away from underneath me and left me tumbling and flyyyyyyyyying down the hill, eventually ended up, dunno why it was there to begin with, against a big pile of snow, it fell over me and buried me. 0.0
Good thing it wasn't too big, i managed to claw my way to the outside.
My bike however didn't get much of a happy ending, having done just about the same thing as i did but with less flexibility.

Note: The hill was around... 35 meters high, going downwards at around 40 degrees from horizontal. It was also a really bumpy one >.<

i got pissed, punched the wall, and outcome is that right knuckle is twitching...

Ironically, I bought my first set of crutches this afternoon (or yesterday afternoon) with the help of my brother. I tried to strike a manly pose during a reunion party the night before and tore a tendon in my knee, rofl. It felt like it dislocated and I was on the ground and JEWISH RAP was playing

I walked into a very clear glass. Well, I was walking as if it weren't there. Result is I got knocked out and carry a lot of shame.

Ohoho, people and their dark secrets of stupidity.

I was pissed back on 9th grade, kick one of those fucking hard round starting ball.

Bruised my Toe for a week.

Well if people don't want it to die let's bring it back to life again.
The other day I was walking home from college when two things happened to the same leg. First off when I had stepped onto the bus stop I was successful in stepping at such an angle as to drive a piece of broken glass that had been wedged into the callous of my big toe through the hard skin and finally into my foot sending pain shooting up my leg.
Round 2 came when I stepped off the buss at another weird angle only to feel the ball oh my hip slide the last bit of the way out of the socket and send waves of pain through my entire leg and hip in such volumes as to make a little woozy. Needless to say my oddly disjointed walking coupled with my head spinning gave the impression I had been drinking heavily on the bus and then prompted station security to try and escort me off the premises until I was able to pop my hip back into place.

Ok, I'm game. I was on a bowling team during high school, during one particularly bad match, I got pissed punched, a STEEL pole and broke part of my hand. Had to shake the hands of 15 guys after that too. Ranks pretty high on the most painful things ever list of mine.

Well, aside from bashing my head into alot of stuff,( you know you're a little tall for your home when your head touches the showerhead, I suppose) I guess I've done a few stupid things.

Once had the bright idea to jump off of a barn roof that was a good 20ish feet in the air. I've done stuff like this alot, actually. Except for some reason I decided to land on about a 5x5 slab of concrete, rather than on the grass.

I've fallen through my roof. Grabbed and stopped myself before I fell the whole way through, though.

Once, when I was pretty young, I thought it would be fun to cover the stairs in newspaper and try to slide down. I did more rolling than sliding.

Only other thing I can think of is around 3rd grade, I had a friend that jumped up on my back, just playing around. I guess I had built up an instinct by then, from fighting with my brother, but I quickly grabbed my friend's arm and threw him over my head. Teachers weren't so happy about that. (Yes, that was at school.)

I once tried to shoot a bow and arrow, but the arrow rebounded against the concrete and almost hit my eye.

Oh you...trying to get the -reps

got hit in the face by a basketball 2 times, once when i was playing basketball second was when i am 'warned' by my fren a basketball is flying towards me

dude, when i read that sentence i was OMFG. then i looked at the rest and i was like oh... lol.

but to get on topic, i was about 4ish, and i touched a griddle to see if it was hot. yep, that hurt a lot.

i was running and hit my knee on someones groin and guess what..i ran fast..