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just some funny video to share

^ You showed me that before. I am afraid that is his normal voice after listening to it twice!
Wish I understood how to play that game, but as with most games I find them addictive and choose to stay away from it.

That said, I have to reprimand you, High. I am now reminded of the hellish days and nights in my dormitory room when I have to put up with my roommate playing this game in total darkness!

"Whip out your mammaries and begin smacking?!" his mammary glands as opposed to that of a female?
I shudder to think how he actually looks like in real life.

ah I forgot, it seems I have posted that before and I just remembered it now~

lol yeah I know that based on the response you gave me on my writings concerning MMOs.

Cr1tikal often spouts out random words during his playthrough, and that's how many people find him to be hilariously entertaining, that includes me too. that's also how I got some of my joke material =)

well yeah, it's the #1 question from his fans, about what did he look like in real life. some said he was even an intelligent nipple who's able to use a computer

I found him entertaining all right. Right voice, right use of words, questionable state of mind, perfect mix for a humorous presentation!

yeah indeed. his videos made the game playthroughs so entertaining, it's really fun to watch his videos =)

Cr1tikal? Too many nipple jokes for my taste.

Dat sig.

You like it?

Not much but, the point is to grab attention, and that's what yours can probably do easily.

I am interested on how you came up with it, if you don't mind sharing.

I really need to lure him into reading mine as well. This is proving to be difficult.

You mean how I made it? If you mean why is it the way it is, it's just as Cinia Pacifica said. I wanted something that attracted attention and informed people about the thing I've been working on.



Bribe him with candy, or your body. Whichever's more convenient.

Althoughmysigissuchaclusterfuckofstuffthatanyonewillhavetheirattentionassoonastheyseeitload.

Deciphered for convenience.

True. True.

lel

Lol.

I am given similar advice by some other user on the forums. Would love to know how you made it.

First off if you hadn't already guessed, I used photoshop which I acquired at the low, low price of nothing courtesy of the internet.

The emblem on the right was the hardest part. I made the middle with circles and added the bent lines with the pen tool. For the swords, i started with a random picture of a sword on google, overlayed the the color black on it, then made a copy of it. I placed both of them behind the eye (yes that's supposed to be an eye, not a shield, it'll make sense if you've read my story) in a different layer, realized something just didn't look right, and added more to the swords with the pen tool to make them more bulky. After that, I deleted the part of the swords that could be seen through the eye.

The text came with my version of photoshop, called Smudger LET if you're interested. The parchment texture background was ripped straight from page one of google images. To get the effect where it kinda looks like the stuff is actually written on paper, I placed the parchment on top in a separate layer and set the blending option to color burn. I went back to the other layers and overlayed a dark grey.

Thank you so much for going into detail. I will look through this carefully. Perhaps I will slap a picture of a middle aged man to serve as my signature first then consider applying what you have told me.



Please do! I can't add on to Xenon's thread if you don't!